Monthly Archives: February 2002

On a related note, never claim that some people like cupcakes better. On an unrelated note

Welcome to the official movie-site for that Prince Of Foods: The Muffin…

You can now start posting at the new, improved, wonderfully layed out, incredibly fast and bulbous KILL UGLY RADIO FORUMS – dedicated to Frank Zappa! (the shameless self-promotion ends here) Also: Phat Elvis has entered the building! A warm welcome … Continue reading →

This is my first blog. Please be gentle. Here are some desktop themes featuring our favorite icon

Comedy Legend Spike Milligan dies, aged 83. This man was of great influence to Monty Python and pushed the boundaries of comedy. Comedian Stephen Fry paid fulsome tribute to his talent: “Spike was entirely his own mad Irish self. He … Continue reading →

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The messageboards which are featured here – Hot Plate Heaven and Strictly Critique – have been bugging me for a long time, because they were hosted offsite, by a commercial webservice. This meant: pop-ups, pop-unders, adds all over the place, … Continue reading →

The official web page for lego porn: a special place for plastic people. (Warning: don’t open this link if you are under 18, it contains very explicit images, don’t say I didn’t warn you!!)

Rolling Stone’s 50 All-Time Favorite album covers. Weasels Ripped My Flesh is in there (*cough* update to my earlier writing *cough*), as well as Trout Mask Replica. My personal favorites are Weasels Ripped My Flesh and One Size Fits All. … Continue reading →

Name That Man-Breast!

“Waco, Ruby Ridge and now this,” said Bert Crane, from his cell in the Boise County Jail. “Sure — they killed my girls, but they’ll never kill them all.” The sad story of a man Arrested After Refusal To Erase … Continue reading →

How suitable: I’ve found God, on a sunday. As you may expect, he has such a cool site!

A new address for John Healy’s excellent Chrome Dinette: mywebpages.comcast.net/umrk. The best Zappa Real Audio this side of the hemisphere! (of course, for Zappa MP3’s, I advise you to visit Bald Headed John’s Vault…)

I am ERNIE. Everyone loves to hang out with me. Which Sesame Street Character Are You?

Come here and try to elucidate the Mistery of Britney Spears Breasts, perhaps one of the reasons why The Artist Formerly Known changed his name lately (again and again). Yes, it’s Search Engines time, Ladies & Gentlemen!