Monthly Archives: March 2002

Very scary, this quiz. Female or Shemale? I got 11 out of 16 right…

This page provides a comprehensive view of the various musical paths Frank Zappa chose throughout his carreer. A good read for people who are at the startingpoint of digging into his tremendous output. (Credit to PhatElvis for digging up the … Continue reading →

I bet, if Zappa would have lived to see these grim times, he would have laughed his ass off at the phenomenon we call The Chatroom. At Hey ASL! you can post your profile (age sex location), so that next … Continue reading →

And Billy Wilder makes three.

Milton Berle dies aged 93. Berle was called the “Thief of Bad Gags” and even joked about stealing quips. “I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my pencil,” he once said of a rival comedian, and he stopped at nothing … Continue reading →

Have a look at these wonderful photographs taken by Peter MacKay, from the Mothers concerts in Tivoli Gardens (Copenhagen), 1968. Also some miscellaneous Zappa related pictures.

Rolling Stone sez these are really cool websites…. Ohhhhh, It’s gotta be true! Try Jotto. Be warned…. veeeerrrry strange. Over on Metal-Sludge.com I tried to find something with any kind of Zappa odor… I think this list does the trick. … Continue reading →

Have you ever heard about the Foot Operated Breast Enlarger Pump, the Vibrometer and The McGregor Rejuvenator? Check out these Questionable Medical Devices. I wonder if there is a female version of the Timely Warning…

Belgium Healthiest Nation In The World: Never mind their passion for heaps of steaming mussels, French fries soaked in mayonnaise, potent beers and to-die-for chocolates: Belgians are the healthiest people in the world, the London-based World Markets Research Center said … Continue reading →

Non-americans having trouble pre-ordering the latest Zappa release from Barfko Swill, can do so at gandsmusic.com. The good people at Planet Zappa have posted what they think the playlist of FZ in Australia will be. Meanwhile, Gail Zappa has apparently … Continue reading →

GI Joe and Barbie are passé, moms ‘n dads! Get with the latest craze and buy your kids a serial killer action figure! Hours of recreative delight in the company of such infamous fruitcakes as Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy … Continue reading →

Are you an asshole?. While I’m at it, I just stumbled onto this web site. I did not link to any specific page, because I have found the whole thing to be quite interesting. Check out the “driver” and “satan” … Continue reading →

A quick note on fashion for this season change: introducing MANties! panties made just for guys. There is a complete assortment for you to choose and yes, they have the extra room where you need it. Say goodbye to the … Continue reading →

I really miss the glory days of Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Here is a complete list of Zappa references made on the show.

I finally managed to get two Z-quizzes back up. They are: The Medium Weight Zappa Quiz and The Quiz Of Your Dreams. The Lingo Quizzes are going to have to wait a while…