Monthly Archives: March 2002

Did a vehicle come from somewhere out there? No it didn’t. These people are merely plain idiots. Allthough I must say, their thought screen helmet has a certain charm. Oh, and this is not an alien; it’s Michael Jackson!

“No reference books were harmed during this experiment.” Yes, but what about the couch? And it’s a three legged couch, one with different capabilities..! Explore Newtonian physics with the Amazing Flying Couch. Sometimes I feel ashamed to be a cold, … Continue reading →

Hunt the Boeing and test your perceptions! What really happened to the Pentagon on Sept. 11th? Is this another conspiracy theory? But then what happened to that airplane? Pictures of the Boeing crashing the Pentagon are supposedly showed in this … Continue reading →

Ladies & gentlemen: I give you this zappa.com statement: We here at 818-PUMPKIN (Hotline, Barfko-Swill) are pleased to announce the impending release of FRANK ZAPPA – Live In Australia, our first release on the new and exciting Vaulternative Records label. … Continue reading →

Not that anybody would give a proverbial shit, but anyway, I finally found a nifty tuff ‘n bitchin way to process the image galleries. I just spent 3 hours figuring out a script which automates the building of the thumbnail-pages, … Continue reading →

Zappanale 13, Germany, 26-28 July. I really don’t have an excuse not to go. It’s just a couple of hours to drive. But, you know, don’t it ever get lonesome… Don’t it ever get sad when you go out on … Continue reading →

I don’t know squat about Babylon 5, so when I read the first line on

Get yer enr on

Ask yourself this… what would Betty do?

Whoa, check this! My site gets the number one spot in Google when you search for “Kill Ugly Radio”. That’s not bad if I say so myself, considering there’s about 87,300 pages with those words in them!

Aaah…Voters breathe relieved: the new shadow government will be made up of genetic supermen…Republicans in gov guaranteed for the next 15 generations! Great deal!

I’ve always wondered what the majority of Zappa-fans thought, was the decade in which Zappa was at his artistic best. For me, it’s the Seventies; with albums like Roxy and OSFA, ZINY and Läther. For you, it might be the … Continue reading →

xxxchurch.com is a Christian ministry dedicated to helping those suffering with an addiction to pornography abuse. You there with the boxes of Kleenex! Go there now!

An excellent source for hot Zappa gossip is and has always been UK based Idiot Bastard. Latest poop I found there: On 23rd April, Rykodisc will release Threesome No. 1 and Threesome No. 2 – two collections of three essential … Continue reading →

Try this Multimedia Sex Quiz, and see if you’d have to start following this program soon…