I will not Xerox my butt
I will not belch the National Anthem
I will never win an Emmy
I am not delightfully saucy
I will not plant subliminal messagores
You have to hand it to Bart, he’s come up with some interesting chalkboard-writing. Here’s a complete list of all writings.
Kewl! It looks like it has an episode guide and dialog from each episode as well!