Monthly Archives: May 2002

Someone explain to me how this is done.

What band instrument are you? I’m a saxophone. Figures. I’m belgian.

I’m off to rehearse with the little band I play in shortly. We play a couple of Zappa covers; “Let’s Make The Water Turn Black”, “The Torture Never Stops” and “I’m The Slime”, to be exact. If you were a … Continue reading →

The Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon: a weekend of solo sex to raise funds for women’s health organizations. Ask your friends and neighbours to sponsor you for every minute of masturbation during May 18-19. And while you’re at it, perhaps it’s not … Continue reading →

The Idiot Bastard quotes Joe Travers (FZ vaultmeister): “For those who have ordered the new FZ audio release, he adds, “There is no shipping date for the new Australian concert CD as of yet. I believe there have been at … Continue reading →

“You can come up with a Wacko Right Wing Conspiracy Theory of your very own. Simply enter your selections, click the button at the bottom of the page and print it out. You’ll be the hero of your next militia … Continue reading →

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