Monthly Archives: August 2002

Why America MUST attack Iraq, NOW!

Does anybody have any ideas regarding a good KUR poll question which could last for a year or so, and does not carry the words “Gail Zappa”?

Police bust 13-year-old Hustler rustler: "He was standing at the counter looking at the porno magazines," said Officer Chuck Kittle. When store manager Ellie Masters asked if she could help him, the boy drew a silver .25-caliber pistol and pointed … Continue reading →

Don’t Get Caught On The Toilet When Jesus Comes Back! Here’s an excellent option to purchase: Rapture Ready Toilet®, to await in dignity for the moment when He finally shows up. Praise His Name!

The Idiot Bastard was fortunate enough to have attended Zappanale #13. His account of the three day event.

So I’ve updated the top “Kill Ugly Radio” graphic, but I can’t see what it looks like via iExplorer just yet, because I apparently have a browser cache the size of Nebraska – emptying it doesn’t help one bit, go … Continue reading →

Oh, this one’s a gem! At ChristianAnswers.Net: How can I tell if I’m getting addicted to sex or pornography? Well Billy-Bob, a sure tell-tale sign is you going over to christiananswers.net in order to find out.

If you didn’t know already, the5k.org is a contest whereby webdesigners have to produce a page less than 5k big, and make it worthwile at the same time (for comparison, this page easily eats 40/50k when you load it). Some … Continue reading →

Got a mail to send, but gotta pee desperately at the same time? There’s a solution: Pee-Mail.com.

“Slutty” behavior is good for the species. That is the conclusion of a new wave of research on the evolutionary drives behind sexuality and parenting. “Even evolutionary psychologists, stout defenders of the meat-for-fidelity model, are beginning to acknowledge the benefits … Continue reading →

Let’s face it: size matters. Penis size specifically. Now you can size up your soon to be boyfriend pickle-wise. Say: thank you Barry!

Some of you may enjoy Mixmeister, an mp3 mixing tool. I’m thinking reworking bootleg segues and such…

…Small Town. There’s a “Joe’s Garage” in every one of them, apparently.

“President Bush began a hunger strike Monday to protest human-rights abuses in Nepal, vowing to subsist solely on water and vitamin supplements until “the twin clouds of violence and oppression are lifted from the land.” And still people say he … Continue reading →

More pictorial Zappanale delight right here.