Monthly Archives: September 2002

-For $48, plus shipping and handling, you can name a star (yes, a star, an actual star!);–We’re only in it for the money: where are those .com millionaires now?-A virtual gallery of fruit crate labels;-And an online gramophone to convert … Continue reading →

Zappa Bootleg Listening Sessions: “During the week, a bootleg will be posted to alt.binaries.zappafiles clearly labelled as the Sunday Listening Session files. Everyone who wants to participate downloads the files, and stashes them on their hard drives until Sunday. On … Continue reading →

Good luck pal: i read realdoll.com and want to buy love doll but they said it costs $5749.00 so it costs lot to me because i am deaf with low income. i am deaf who have hard time to find … Continue reading →

China 1945-46, 1950-53 Korea 1950-53 Guatemala 1954, 1960, 1967-69 Indonesia 1958 Cuba 1959-61 Congo 1964 Peru 1965 Laos 1964-73 Vietnam 1961-73 Cambodia 1969-70 Lebanon 1983-84 Grenada 1983 Libya 1986 El Salvador 1980s Nicaragua 1980s Panama 1989 Bosnia 1985 Sudan 1998 … Continue reading →

Photoshop Tennis is cool. See archived matches. I wonder what would happen if Dr Sharleena and I had a go at it… now where did I leave that pic of the pink mod-o-fied poodle…

Don’t miss da new improved version hof Barry’s HotPoop news service, translated by da Ali G translata. Check dis out. Respect! (source: pdw)

Whistle a tune at your computer and have it tell you what the title plus composer for that given tune is. I whistled The Black Page at it (an interesting endeavour, facial muscle-wise), which it obviously didn’t compute. Maybe my … Continue reading →

Everybody in this room is wearing a label. Is this one yours? (suggestion: check out “The Jones Zone”, a place “filled with nostalgic and forgotten memories” specific to jonesers out there ;-)

Some downloadable .wav files taken from Howard Stern’s Zappa radio interview dating back to 1987, covering music, politics, advertising and a range of other topics.(Thanks YaHozna!)

Post a question like that in alt.fan.frank-zappa, and what do you get? This.

The guys that gave us the Yellow Snow Flash animation have a new and improved site with more slightly off center entertainment. Check it out!

Please turn down the orchestra: “Classical musicians have abnormally high levels of premature hearing loss; the statistics show that it is a bigger problem for orchestral players than rock musicians. Whereas heavy metal bands stand behind the speakers that launch … Continue reading →

I can fit a whole cupcake, Up my nose with ease, Then I can eat a snack, Whenever I sneeze. Welcome to the Official J. Andrew Haknort page. Though the prestigious Woobie Award© winning poet died in 1975, his body … Continue reading →

Dweezil Zappa with Hendrix’ legendary Stratocaster. The guitar, which was given to Frank Zappa by Hendrix roadies after his performance at the ’68 Miami Pop Festival, is due to be auctioned at Cooper Owen on September 24 where, if it … Continue reading →

Funny brief story involving Zappa and the legendary band Premiata Forneria Marconi.