I must be a Libra

Do you believe in astrology? I simply adore astrology. Here’s an excerpt from my horoscope for 2003, which I found particularly inventive:
“On February 16, Jupiter opposes Neptune as it does again on June 3rd. Jupiter is largesse and thinking big. We might be tempted to spend too much this year, figuring we can always use that credit card (Neptune rules oil, which produces plastic….which make credit cards).”
Well that makes perfect sense, now doesn’t it?