Monthly Archives: November 2002

Guestbook

Look ma! I got me a new guestbook thingee!(I was bored. So sue me. ;-)Update: The damn thing actually works now.

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Jesus Thinks You’re A Gas-guzzler

An evangelical Christian group plans to roll out a TV ad campaign arguing that gas-guzzlers are contrary to Christian moral teachings about protecting people and the earth. The tagline for the ads: “What Would Jesus Drive?”

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Memory Lane

At Zappa Forum people are posting a truckload of Zappa pics, some of which I hadn’t seen before. There’s for instance footage from the FZ/Lennon gig, and this peculiar FZ In Japan snapshot. (Note: I discovered this thread because some … Continue reading

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Ominosity

My ominosity quotient? Five. I am somewhat more ominous than average.Yourself?

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Futbol

If you’re not into soccer, you don’t know what you’re missing. (via retecool)

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Hello…This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER…

Senate passes security bill: “Giving President Bush a sweeping legislative victory, the lame-duck Senate voted overwhelmingly Tuesday to create a huge new Homeland Security Department that backers hope will make Americans safer from terrorist attacks.”

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I must be a Libra

Do you believe in astrology? I simply adore astrology. Here’s an excerpt from my horoscope for 2003, which I found particularly inventive: “On February 16, Jupiter opposes Neptune as it does again on June 3rd. Jupiter is largesse and thinking … Continue reading

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Papparelli

“I am a sovereign nation known as the INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI. I am a completely sovereign and independent nation and I want to go to war against Luxembourg.“

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Mennil Toss Flycoon

Is there any deeper meaning to “Montana”?

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80ies Revisited

Top 100 Albums of the 1980s – No Zappa, no Milli Vanilli.

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Hear Hear

“In all of Bush’s 30 minutes of anti-Iraq war talk on Tuesday — pleasantly leavened with just two minutes of how "I hope this will not require military action" — there wasn’t a single reference to the fact that Iraq … Continue reading

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Silly Walks

Silly Walks Director: Hello, uh, Mrs. Twolumps, uhm, could we have two cups of coffee, please.Mrs. Twolumps: Yes, Mr. Teabag.Silly Walks Director: Mad as a hatter. You see, the Israelis they have a man who can take his own left … Continue reading

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Why Yahoo! Sucks Big Time

I hate Yahoo. I loathe Yahoo. First they sign me up for a shitload of sponsored emails without my consent, next thing you know, they tell me my inbox is just about full—full of the very crap they keep sending … Continue reading

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GoGo Now

The Idiot Bastard Son: “Thought I’d let you know that I’ve just added a snippet of Candy Zappa singing a Bob Dylan song with Cosmik Debris author Greg Russo to my news page.”

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Have you ever seen this guy?

Attention the Danish horde of HotPoop readers: see if you can help Ben Watson to find this person and do the good thing of the day. Also, BW’s touching review of the Zappanale#13 and other interesting readings in militantesthetix.com.

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