Monthly Archives: November 2002

“I have a lot of issues with sex. I guess it started when I was seven and I started molesting my Barbi dolls.”True confessions will keep you busy for a while, I’m sure.

Rejoice: A Disco timeline. You’ll be surprized to discover (discover. Get it? When’s my next therapist appointment due?) disco had its origins in the 1940’s. I feel love!

Right. We’re back in business so it seems. I’ve seen more “500 Internal Server Errors” today than I have in my entire life!

Have a look at this. (Go ahead, I’ll wait…)Back? Now tell me the first thing that came to your mind.

Zappateers announce “a world première”: the Dec. 5 1975 London Ontario Canada concert. And for desert: the Dec. 16 1970 Brussels Belgium show. Look for the files, listed as The Sunday Listening Sessions in alt.binaries.zappafiles.

In France: “Police in the French port of Calais have carried out an operation to remove nearly 100 illegal immigrants from a church, ending a five-day stand-off.” Somehow, this cartoon (found here) seems appropriate:

Make your colon a star! For those among you who had always wished to explore Bill Gates’ colon, here’s your chance.[ via ]

Dude, no reason to feel depressed… it’s fucking great to be alive! Um… Belle & Sebastian though? What the…?

How BLACK are you? Brought to you by the good folks at sacwriters.com.

“The porn you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or your cramped, sticky fingers may have typed in the wrong URL.”[ via ]

Time to think on HotPoop’s uniforms for next winter, Barry. (Ik heb het in davezilla gezien)

The Cowbell as a symbol of unbridled passion, ladies and gentlemen!

Kevan Harris interviews Gail Zappa, recorded June 2002 (14.8Mb, Quicktime required).

What the internet was lacking of: a Zappa karaoke deVICe!! Detected by Mr Lubacov (thanks!) via zone5300. Take Your Clothes Off and Sing!! :-)

Meet the Friendly Dictators – three dozen of America’s most embarrassing “friends”, a cunning crew of tyrants and corrupt puppet-presidents who have been rewarded handsomely for their loyalty to U.S. interests. Beautifully illustrated by Bill Sienkiewicz. Dr Sharleena might just … Continue reading →