Monthly Archives: December 2002

Guitar collectioners, on your marks: a guitar built with a horse’s skull (picture here ) is being auctioned on eBay.

Richy C: Worryingly enough, I’ve managed to find 581 synonyms for male masturbation – but only 35 for female… (ed. note: I promise to not blog anything masturbatory for a while after this! ;-)

This is just too funny: The Combovers Experience. And so is this if you hadn’t seen it already.

There’s nothing quite like cleaning out the catbox shortly after you’ve had a sumptuous meal (and as an added bonus, noticing the cat itself had some pretty sumptuous meals as well earlier in the day).

Most Loathsome People in America, 2002. Where the hell are Bush and Cheney in that list?? Surely they’d have been a better choice than Michael Moore, who did make it in there…

A matter of gender: “I have only ever known one woman to be a fan of FZ (she was from California so may have had a parochial interest in where she could get her poodle clipped in Burbank).All the other … Continue reading →

“It’s weird to deconstruct the sounds of sex. It makes you conscious of a lot of stuff you’d normally ignore. I remember thinking, like, oh, that slap will make a good snare drum. Or, wow, that was a freakish set … Continue reading →

The Big Note update their Musibrarium with a taste of the Frank Zappa “Mystery Box” 10 LP set. This month’s mini-concert is culled from some of FZ’s mid to late ’70’s television appearances. Under Tribute Acts you’ll find a bunch … Continue reading →

The Irreverent Guide to Barbra Streisand. ‘Nuff said…

Dan Gillmor says: “…in the middle of a supposed news report, [CNN is] playing ominous-sounding music in the background while the anchor/reporter talks and the images are displayed on the screen. This is a technique movie-makers use to stir up … Continue reading →

Take a look at this exhilarating pulp cover!!! what on earth has to do Zappa on that illustration? (seen in yahoo’s Zappa-list)

Which Piercing are you?

Rockers and their propagation of the number 666. I wonder what number “Christian rockers” claim… 777?

A test with a certain Zappa Aroma: Pick That Nose! I got 7 out of 16 right…

Swedish has-been Guitar Legend™ threatens to kill Woman on airplane, after Woman throws a glass of water on said Swedish has-been Guitar Legend™. Band member has audio-recorder at hand and records the incident. Way to go Yngwie Malmsteen!