Monthly Archives: December 2002

Goodmorning! Let’s kick the day off with the best songs ever about masturbation, why don’t we. (via B.A.’s Weblog)

Who says we don’t take note of our posting member’s suggestions over at the forums? A new board is born: The Blue Light. Dedicated to nothing but Zappa lyrics discussion. Consider it your own cozy little private Ben Watson Corner. … Continue reading →

Zappa Boot covers for all your printing needs. Loads of em.(Thanks Ya Hozna!)

Finally, a good way to good-bye depression: “I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth.”(Amazon.com link, don’t forget to check the reviews!)

A while ago The Big Note posted a thread about “the Desenex Burger” mentioned in Dummy Up. Now ponder the significance of this comment that was made to that thread recently: “It’s a “gay” term for when a guy getz … Continue reading →

I am a Beatles rookie. For weeks I listened to this tune on Beatles-O-Rama, unable to identify the title. A little Googling did wonders in the end: turns out all that time I was listening to Tomorrow Never Knows. To … Continue reading →

Former MOI bandmembers post their Top Ten Beatles songs. Via the Idiot Bastard who also points out this interesting Vaulternative article at billboard.com.

I have never heard a guitar so persistantly irritating and flatulent as Santana’s in his latest single “The Game of Love”. Why he has to keep noodling away over the vocals from start to finish is beyond me.(Here endeth current … Continue reading →

What did the banana say to the vibrator? “What are you shaking for? I’m the one she’s going to eat!” Jokedump.com caters to the easily amused. I’m not one of those people who start to giggle uncontrollably whenever someone stands … Continue reading →

Fucking in Austria: Bitte nicht so schnell!

Note to be able to?a certain correlation between the MyPlayaccount of particular interest to endure another instantof my Bondgirl name. Rob’s Amazing Poem Generator

You Taste Like Fruit Loops! Sweet, colorful, and crunchy. With enough chemicals to kill A family of four. Sugar coated fangs! What Do *You* Taste Like? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

Some of you people need counselling – fast. Why you ask? Here’s some recent searches that lead to this page. The advanced linguists among you will note a certain correlation between the search terms: – nude pics of William Shatner … Continue reading →

Hey, it’s the Axis Of Evil™ Poll, cast your vote!

Non-stop Zappa internet radio at Musical Mayhem until 9pm Eastern Time, and a chatroom to go along with it. I’m listening to Yellow Snow right now!