Monthly Archives: January 2003

Apparently, if I were an operating system, I would be: That’s funny because up until now, I thought an amiga was a girlfriend or something. Which one are you?

Zappa37 is a nice Zappa-orientated weblog which, for some bizarre reason, uses a picture of me with my tinfoil helmet on to indicate its “Articles” category. Color me flattered! Via that site, I came across this article on The Amazing … Continue reading →

A very interesting concert is scheduled on March 2, 2003 at The Carnegie Hall: “Zappa and the Emerging American Composer”. Here are some comments from Gail related to it.Hope someone can enjoy it! (let us know if that’s the case)

Yes, yes, i am aware you guys are still in winter; but you know, i’m in charge of the company public image, and i’m already thinking on next summer’s uniforms for our staff: here’s how to tie Rokushaku Fundoshi loincloths … Continue reading →

Nobody gives a shit about the Bloggies, EXCEPT when a cool, fine weblog like Korochi Industrias is nominated as best Latin American blog for 2003!! Congrats Lucas! Go ahead, cast your vote, and support a tiny argentine industry (gift-wrapped opinions … Continue reading →

Responding to pressure from the international community, the U.N. ordered enigmatic candy maker William “Willy” Wonka to submit to chocolate-factory inspections Monday. At last, justice will come to the Wonka Empire…(watch out for pops-up, Bob :-)

Let’s not kid ourselves: it’ll be war by the end of next month regardless of any UN reports or anti-war protests. So from here on, I promise to Not Mention The War any longer. Instead, I’ll just feed you with … Continue reading →

Some time ago, I’ve found an interesting English blog from two newyorkers crazy enough to live in Buenos Aires. This post clearly shows what could be any usual day down here…because the majority of the houses has a bidet and … Continue reading →

Bertanya: Here’s the words for mo yama, which i think is on the subject of finding the balance between going out into the world, and staying safely away from the world, when both are minefields of anguish.

Brian Eno has written an eloquent, truthful, much needed European view on today’s America.

“This is a projection of the most likely outcome of a new war in the Gulf. I used sophisticated temporal algorithms and historical semiotic analysis to achieve an accuracy rating of 99.999%.“

Poor old Barry doesn’t get one iota of this but it sounds… interesting.

Public service announcements warning against the abuse of amphetamines, including some Zappa.(via BobAgain via Idiot Bastard)

She’s naked, She’s gyrating, She’s singing karaoke, AND she wants you to know Jesus Loves You! She’s 100% sincere. she’s Naked Preacher Lady!

About GasBGon: Truth is, everyone has flatulence and passes gas an average of 14 times a day. Granted, some people are more frequent and odiferous than others. Research indicates that the GasBGon cushion actually absorbs more than 90% of the … Continue reading →