Monthly Archives: February 2003

SWISS CHEESE / FIRE! CASINO DE MONTREUX, SUISSE, 4 décembre 1971 is available to download. Just add water, put it in the microwave oven, pick nose for two minutes, and you’ll have another bootleg ready at your disposal. Enjoy! (thanks … Continue reading →

The family of iconoclastic rock legend Frank Zappa is suing a small Quebec city-based furniture retailer for copyright violation.They were using Watermelon to sell furnitures and appliances!!! :-O (btw, the statement “In the song, “Joe” joins the “Church of Appliantology” … Continue reading →

Play your own Jim Morrison at will: The Jim Morrison Simulatron. Fiiireee…Me…AAAAWWWWRIGHT…!!!

When you have the time, search YahooGroups. Use Zappa as your search term. Here’s what you’ll come up with: Men With Breasts“BOOBIES! HIM GOT BIG BOOBIES! Hi I’m Kiloh and this club is about gynecomastia. To those people who may … Continue reading →

Erh… did I mention? Dr. Sharleena is visiting! Woohoo! And she’s brought along a digital camera too! So, with all due apologies, here’s the first ever picture of my cat (called Zappa, incidently). Hey, this is a personal page, it … Continue reading →

Anyone wanting to visit BarryTowers, located somewhere in Asscrack Belgium, take heed of these words from Fraser upon visiting Luba: It’s not a language, it’s some kind of terrible vocal torture, as if people are trying to swallow their own … Continue reading →

“Evil is one of the great mysteries. It’s hard for philosophers to define the good. It may be even more difficult to define the evil. But Bush uses it as a push-button, to get all the ignorami lined up behind … Continue reading →

40 out of 60. “Well done. We can continue to accept you into our society, since at least you have the means to determine where to go to the bathroom. Well, not counting last Christmas in the parkade of that … Continue reading →

“I don’t like to see meat go to waste,” said O’Neil. “There’s nothing wrong with (roadkill). All hunters do it.” — Roadkill Gourmets

“Welcome to Hollywood Assholes. This site is dedicated to all of the pretentious Hollywood know-it-alls who think the rest of America gives a damn about their petty political opinions and destructive vices.”

Lonely Person Devices For The Rich. Get your own, for only $6000!

I just freaked myself out taking this personality disorder test because, well, I don’t seem to have any disorder apparently. Paranoid: Low; Schizoid: Low; Antisocial: Low; Borderline: Low; Histrionic: Low; Narcissistic: Low; Obsessive Compulsive: Low; etc… But I want to … Continue reading →

Got a song stuck in your head? You Are Not Alone: “Kellaris’s previous research into the phenomenon of earworms revealed that “sticky” songs are those that are relatively simple, repetitive, and contain an element that surprises the listener. This incongruous … Continue reading →

SOFA points out that, following his request, Burt Ward’s Boy Wonder I Love You has been added to miserablemelodies.com. Classic!

TheBigNote have updated their Musibrarium! The Vault contains an imaginary Live Zoot Allures, while the Sidemen section focuses on “an FZ band that never was”. You’ll also find some rather wonderful member contributions there…