Monthly Archives: February 2003

“In head-to-head competition, Iraq and Kentucky are closely matched” via theonion.com

Inspired by the latest “Ugly Radio” forum discussion this may upset you. Why the question mark?. As if that were not enough“she is who I want to be…it is like normal to me”. Mmmm, whatever normal is; you ain’t it.

I’ve just received a copy of Candy Zappa’s My Brother Was A Mother in the mail. Having only read part of the book I’m already convinced you’re going to like this one! As noted earlier it focuses mostly on Frank’s … Continue reading →

Fancy a career in politics? prior work experience at Disneyland recommended. Seems he had something in common with Ma Sanli. Sing right along now…………

messages to and from the president courtesy of whitehouse.org

How about a nice relaxing break away from it all, don’t forget to pack your hairdryer and put al boodil into boarding kennels. I’m giving it serious consideration as this country seems to have a growing population certifiable assholes.

“Madonna scored a (sic) 140, Bill Gates 160 How smart are you?“.

A while back I posted a link to the wonderful Naked Preacher Lady which caused quite a bit of hilarity among our regulars. Next thing you know, one of them, dmt aka Lonesome Cowboy Squirt gets an email from the … Continue reading →

Remember this? If you didn’t agree, maybe this‘ll change your mind.

…yet another boot to download, ladies and gentlemen: Frank Zappa’s Band – Deutschlandhalle, Berlin, 12-May-1982 with an excellent quality if i can say so. I forgot: Login: zappalive; pass: YCDTOSA. Found this in an open French Zappalist, don’t think anyone … Continue reading →

Another entire boot up for your downloading pleasure: Punky’s Whips Shown On Stage. Goody! (Thanks Joe de Montpellier of Zappa-List)

Apparently I have “poor parenting skills” on a par with Homer Simpson (I’m sure I would’ve done better had my mouse ball not been so sticky!……..poor excuse, I know). Have a go.

Try this test to find out what your partners characteristics are (eh? should you not already know that!?). Also advises you on compatible celeb (oh dearie me). via ransporn.com.

Don’t ask me why but there’s an Austro-Germanic theme in todays poop…… first up, Professor Onur Gunturkun (sorry, my keyboard can’t do umlauts let alone break the eggs) who is interested in asymmetry. Heard these guys on the old Raddyo … Continue reading →

Give meYour dirty sweater.