Monthly Archives: March 2003

we are a bit obsessed, and you’d probably be right.This discussion occurred some time ago, but to me it’s still the crux of the biscuit in this war, and not the so called liberation of the opressed Iraq people, as … Continue reading →

“Products that were never made… for a reason.”

“As a scholar of porn, I look at this and say ‘these are boys with phallic toys’,” sighs Linda Williams, professor of film studies and rhetoric at UC Berkley. “CNN have this special thing they do whenever they introduce a … Continue reading →

Barby Does Dallas. (via vandl)

Um, guitar nipples? Never had those. Nope.

Just came across an excellent French – did I say French? Pardon my Freedom! – Zappa site: Zappa in France. Check it out! Excellent work Francis.

Love-in? Sit-in? Hah! You silly hippie you. How ’bout a vomit-in?

… is that a real poncho or is that a Sears Poncho? Over 1600 pages of pure ugly. (via davelog)

Someone explain to me how a perfectly good audio CD refuses to play on both two (two!) perfectly good CD-players and a Mac G3 with OS 9.2, and then plays just fine on an old crappy Powermac 9500 with system … Continue reading →

“Barry, you score 75 % on the ZappaMeter. You are a Nanook. Your state of “Zappaness” is admirable. You save your money, and don’t go to the show. You can handle most confrontations with authority – with the exception of … Continue reading →

“I looked good! I felt even better! People began to notice me! I got an office, with a plant and a window and an Internet connection and everything!” What a haircut can do for a man. Which reminds me: whatever … Continue reading →

While the “coalition forces are attaining their goals” and the “civilian casualties are being kept to a minimum“, here are some facts of war.

“Throughout Brazil auto repair shops use sculptures made from car parts to advertise their presence and attract customers.” I love them!

Zappa pictures never seen before (never seen by me, of course :-)Here are, signee by their respective photographers: Mark Green (incredible! Frank has a pair of regular jeans in this one :-), Barry Wentzell, Jorgen Angel (there are more in … Continue reading →

“The US government put together a website to prepare people in case of an attack on the country. However, the graphics they use are pretty ambiguous, and don’t really make a lot of sense on their own, so caption some!!” … Continue reading →