Monthly Archives: March 2003

Do the walls close in to suffocate ya? You ain’t got no friends, and all the others they hate ya? Does the life you been leadin’ gotta go? Well let me straighten you out…

“Hello all, and welcome to my Female Superiority Site. My name is Elise Sutton and I am a lifestyle Dominant Woman who believes in Female Supremacy and who practices Female Domination.” (via reenhead)

Santa Monica’s Teenage Prostitute is a 1981 bootleg, contrary to what you were probably thinking. Grab while it lasts, yadayada. At this rate, I’ll have to get a bigger hard disk some time soon…

“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they … Continue reading →

Some time tonight, we will have entered the new American Century. By the dawn’s early light, hundreds if not thousands of innocent peope will have been killed. Oh say can you see?Goodnight.

HEY BABY WANA COM3 2 MAH CRIB?!!??? OMG?!? WTF LOL

“The Pope has said this war is wrong, that it is a SIN. The Pope! But even worse, the Dixie Chicks have now come out against you! How bad does it have to get before you realize that you are … Continue reading →

In our ongoing Bad Taste Deluxe Series: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s not safe for work.

A spiffy new look for TheBigNote.com. That’s the sexiest shades of blue I’ve ever seen!

It looks like Spring is here. Looking for that special fashion trend that’ll have everyone staring in awe? Did you think edible underwear was very hip? Well, get ready for the barbecue season! This year’s gonna be happening!

“It said ‘Tazaruch shemirah’ and ‘Hasof bah’, he told the NYT, ‘which essentially means that everyone needs to account for themselves because the end is near.’

Have any of our British readers seen this TV ad? (Thanks Sofa!)

Looks like we’ll be waking up to war tomorrow morning. Funny, but somehow I expected this from a government made up of people like Donald Rumsfeld: “Rumsfeld often quotes a line from Al Capone: “You will get more with a … Continue reading →

I just discovered in Bossk’s Zappa Patio, this illustrative article referred to the Florentine Pogen subject. For the ones that had been wondering for years what on earth was a florentine pogen…

“First, in this essay, we will look at the characteristics of the so-called “dry drunk;” then we will see if they apply to this individual, our president; and then we will review his drinking history for the record.”