Monthly Archives: March 2003

“Josh never asked for much,” his father confided. “He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie’s Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least … Continue reading →

Consenting adult men nail each others’ testicles to the table.

The American Dream versus the European Dream — never the twain shall meet.

While doing some research related to a bet I had going, I came across an eighties movie database which threw me right back into puberty. Oh the dirty dancing! About last night! Weird Science! Chevy Chase! Big hair, pink leotards … Continue reading →

“The cafeteria menus in the three House office buildings changed the name of ‘french fries’ to ‘freedom fries,’ in a culinary rebuke of France stemming from anger over the country’s refusal to support the U.S. position on Iraq. Ditto for … Continue reading →

Sexpot Despot?

“People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.” He’s got that right.

“Back in 1988 Saddam killed several thousand at once, in the town of Halabjah. Since then he’s been carrying on the good work, but on a piecemeal basis. In fact, for all I know, since his 1988 spree, he may … Continue reading →

COALITION CONTINUES INFO CAMPAIGN; DROPS NEARLY 1 MILLION LEAFLETS. (seen in: oink.sirope.com)

Most beginning “yogists” are lured into taking classes with the promise of growing a better heart and becoming healthy. It is not until the third or fourth lesson that they are told what is really going on, and the temptation … Continue reading →

Just discovered this great resource, which lists each and every Zappa album/song, with a review and a small soundbyte of each track.

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FZ translated to french. Je suis la bave!

Meet Cyborgasmatrix: she is anatomically correct, robotically actuated, and made from a technically advanced formula of a durable, ultra-realistic flesh-like elastomeric gel. From the FAQ: The rule-of-thumb is that you should treat your CybOrgasmatrix with the same care and consideration … Continue reading →

…through the goalposts of life! Just when you thought it couldn’t get tackier than it already is, it does.