Monthly Archives: April 2003

The Smoking Gun: “The folks at CNN inadvertently gave the Internet-surfing public a chance to preview how the network’s web site would note the demise of Vice President Dick Cheney, Ronald Reagan, and a few other prominent figures“. Heheh!

Talk about negative dialectics: “My name is Tanya Headon and I hate music. All of it. The purpose of this weblog is a simple one: to detail, week on week, the failings and infinite wretchedness of the stuff, building into … Continue reading →

Aaaw, poor thing: I have met a twenty-six-year-old male who has many things going for him: absolutely amazing in bed (quite cunnilingually gifted!), intelligent, and possessed of a razor-sharp wit. Of course, the reason I’m writing to you is because … Continue reading →

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but only after asking “Why?” (“Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?”) Drummer Jokes Galore!

“From what we’ve found,” says Dr. Edwards, “is that we have what appears to be a little yellow sponge that talks like a pervert. When you turn it upside down, there are two unmistakable testicles and a semi-erect penis hanging … Continue reading →

A picture of Ike Willis posing with the Ike Willis Action Figure™, created by TBN’er Ya Hozna. Cool!

Cast your vote for the candidate you would most like to see go up for President of the United States in 2004. I myself voted broccoli.

Jaah, die is goed zeg! Wil ik de nieuwe vrtnieuws.net eens bekijken, krijg ik volgende boodschap: De site is gebouwd voor computers met minstens Windows 98 als besturingssysteem en Internet Explorer 5.5 voor Windows als internetbrowser. Uw computer voldoet niet … Continue reading →

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6. If you’re an all-boy band, make sure you put a lot of hot chicks in your photo that have nothing to do with your band. It will really add an air of legitimacy to your work. Really. My band … Continue reading →

Not too much inspiration today. Must be my bio-rhythm.

I bet Steve Vaï will love every single one of these: The Amusing Bass/Guitars Gallery.

You absolutely HAVE to check TheBigNote’s Musibrarium update. Among other things, it features an ‘illegitimate’ boot from a pair of excellent concerts, featuring an embryonic Roxy Band, as well as a wonderful classical FZ selection of Muffin Men, Ensemble Modern … Continue reading →

FZ – Auditorium Theatre, Chicago, March 3 ’88. You know the drill… just put your head back…

Two years ago today, a merry band of deviates decided to build a monstruousity which they lovingly refer to as “a website”. Happy birthday TBN!