Monthly Archives: April 2003

These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed.

Not that I really give a toss about sports, but whilst having a quiet pint last night at my local hostelry, I came across the following piece of “journalistic” licence in a squalid little rag which masquerades as a newspaper … Continue reading →

“In between my fits of pooping and suckling at my mother’s breasts, I came up with a brilliant plan in which everyone can participate and (somewhat) silently protest the war.”

In these troubling times of globalization and warfare isn’t it good to have multi-millionnaire popstars like Bono, to show the rest of us mortals a path of integrity and greater enlightenment. Nope.

What to do when you get bored? Get yourself a shiney little toy and play around with it. Here’s mine: minipolls! Just answer the following question by clicking on the answer of your choice (only once, please):What nationality are you? … Continue reading →

“I left the room and walked past the ironing board which I had left up in order to do some ironing. When I came back into the room I walked past the ironing board once again.” – 34 comments

The Chrome Dinette’s CD of the month is a dazzling 3-piece Zappa rollercoaster ride known as Läther. Go listen!

Some comments on thebooge’s recent “Zappa Coffee Achiever” post suggest that not everyone is a Z-fan: “You mean there are more of you? Jay-sus! And I’m sure that you’re breeding and indoctrinating more too. Where will it end?” Hehehe.