Un-telligent

Oh sure, rub it in. Yet another thing I’m going to have to live with:
“You are 43% Un-telligent, which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%”
Oh well, at least I’m not alone in this. Yourself?

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8 Responses to Un-telligent

  1. Dr Sharleena says:

    26% Un-telligent!
    which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%
    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:

    “Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, her sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but she’s smarter than any animal.

    “Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn’t tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

    “Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

    Am i humiliating my gender..? dunno what to think, actually :-)

  2. luba says:

    80%!!
    i don’t know if that’s good or bad. am i stupid now?

  3. mack73 says:

    You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

    93% Un-telligent!
    which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

    “The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

    “Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn’t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

    “Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

    Final Score: 93% Un-telligent

  4. foemat says:

    84% Un-telligent!
    which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

    “The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that’s only part of the equation.

    “Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn’t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

    “Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

    Final Score: 84% Un-telligent

  5. wendy says:

    Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:46% Un-telligent! which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

    “Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, her sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, cats behave in the same manner, but she’s smarter than any animal.

    “But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 76% chance that she will end up in prison!

    “Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

  6. DebK says:

    54% untelligent! Just not violent enough. Oh well. At least they were right about my sick and twisted sense of humor (and powers of observation).

  7. Javimulder says:

    56% here! Not violent enough either… *LOL*

  8. bertanya says:

    63% untelligent, and still worried about that grizzly bear in alaska.

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