Monthly Archives: May 2003

No kidding:“The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels:” Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low Level 2 (Lustful) … Continue reading →

Yer average rockin’ teenage combo… skandinavian style.

The Doormat, Goodtime Charleena, the Warthog from Hell, the Iceberg. Which girlfriend suits your fancy?

What! No Friday boot! Nope. I’m considering posting disc 2 of the current offering next Friday. Gotsta be careful with my precious bandwidth. Besides, I’m too busy protesting against clown porn! (via glubibulga)

– I had no time to blog today. It was quite refreshing. – An Austrian Zappa tribute band called “Sex Without Nails Bros.” is performing Joe’s Garage live. They will take on Roxy, Sheik Yerbouti and other stuff in the … Continue reading →

At long last! Frank Zappa saw the humor in certain DEVICES long ago. Finally, other artists have followed suit!

Introducing the Flat-D or the Flatulence (GAS) Deodorizer.

A tip: try not to get caught watching these 80ies biker magazine ads when your boss storms into the office unexpectedly. Really, trust me on this.

“Your albums the shits…it’s all wrong.

New word to me :- Mondegreens .

“Young Spaniards are spending longer and longer living at home. Most do not leave until their late 20’s and many are still there on their 30th birthdays. Although this means they get their laundry done, their shirts ironed and can … Continue reading →

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. … Continue reading →

Oh sure, rub it in. Yet another thing I’m going to have to live with: “You are 43% Un-telligent, which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%” Oh well, at least I’m not alone in this. Yourself?

Like walking around dressed like a pony (pseudozoophilia)? Hugging trees (dendrophilia)? Getting it on with naked statues (agalmatophilia)? Find the fetish that’s right for you!

One day was not enough, so Boston 10-24-76 (part one) is available again.