Monthly Archives: May 2003

“The recent report by the Royal Society that fish can feel pain will come as a severe blow to all those anglers who have hitherto operated on the principle that fish are incapable of feeling anything.” Terry Jones whips it … Continue reading →

Fark takes on Google holiday logo’s.

In our ongoing series of “Silly Tests That Tell You You’re A Genius”, I give you The Thinker Quiz. It would appear that I: * Tend to think in sounds, and may also think in rhythms and melodies * Are … Continue reading →

“The pictures tell the story well. A visually defined curvature that is firm and sexy, yet practical and comfortable, makes you look great.”

Once there was a little boy…

Tired of that same old routine in bed? Is your spouse or partner becoming a bore? Looking for something to perk up that ol’ sofa? Need to cuddle up to something warm, soft and fuzzy? Well, well, well…This should do … Continue reading →

Nice gallery of pics taken from a TV recorded gig in Solliden, Skansen, Stockholm, Sweden – 21 August 1973. Gotta love the Roxy band.

Today is Dr Sharleena’s birthday folks! I for one am giving her four big wet kisses (on the cheek) and I suggest you do the same. Happy birthday Doctor Sharleena!!! Be well and prosper, may the force be with you, … Continue reading →

“Look at that. She’s taking off her clothes. Now she’s coming over here. Damn, she doesn’t waste much time. Ooooh… that feels good. Her lips are so hot. And her soft little hand feels so good.” — Bible Sex Stories! … Continue reading →

Okay, fear not: the Friday Boot is not going down the drain. I think the bandwidth issue with this week’s offer came about because we were offering 2 cd’s worth of music all in one download. Bad idea. From here … Continue reading →

dreamhost.com:At this point you have two options- * To avoid any unwanted charges to your account, you may remove the most heavily-visited files on your account until the current billing cycle is complete. * You can pay for the additional … Continue reading →

Well look at that, KillUglyRadio is linked in the Large Penis Support Group. Don’t ask. Really.

Thanks to Gilles a new boot is available until next Friday: Boston Music Hall, Ma October 24 1976 (early show). Two discs worth of musical heaven.Update May 3: boot is taken off the air, because of bandwidth limitations (see above).

I’ve revamped the Zappa discography pages (click “Music is the Best” to the left and behold). From now on you can rate and/or review each and every album. To showcase these features, I plan to highlight one Zappa album each … Continue reading →

1998 Gibson Les Paul Double Cutaway Standard.Hint: the secret word for this evening is “supersize”.