When all else fails: a quiz!

“You are: Morally deficient.
You are corrupting our children with pornography and calling to sex education! They should be left to figure out their bodies on their own, and told about the birds and bees on their 21st birthday. Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent family values makes you dangerous, but we can count on some right wing nutter blowing you up if you become too high profile.”
What threat to the Bush administration are you?