Monthly Archives: July 2003

Help! I can’t get the tapeworm out of my ass.

Two years ago, on this day, yours truly decided to turn his rather under-appreciated Zappa news page into this fancy thing called a weblog. Has it been as good for you as it has been for me?

Fancy a sprint through history, in xena-fan, short story format ?

Wanna Buy Some Acid? (Pt. One) – Neukirchen, Germany – 25 february 1978. The monologue in I Have Been In You is hilareous. When I say “grab while it lasts”, I’m sure you know by now what that implies…

Okay, so its web looks a little awkward, but the spider must’ve been going: “Dude! Far out! I see God!”

Last night I dreamt I attended a Neil Young-concert. Not the present day Young but the shabby, dark, seventies version of the man played a hell of a set; upon which I was invited back-stage where we had a beer … Continue reading →

German Chancellor Schroeder apparently has canceled his Italian summer vacation. According to German Interior Minister Otto Schily,”Those who kick you in the shins and spit at you must not be surprised that that is not good publicity for their country.” … Continue reading →

So you’re mindlessly picking away on your guitar when all of a sudden you hit that weird yet beautiful chord you were looking for. It sounds great, but what to call it? Guitar chord shape analyzer to the rescue.

As one of those who can’t stand anything but a cup of black coffee in the morning, I cannot even begin to imagine what it must be like having one of these for breakfast. I am not alone.

Guess who’s getting his greedy materialistic little self a shiny new toy?

“In the 1960s, at the dawn of the computing era, researchers argued that you could use Stonehenge as a giant calculating machine. Later, in the more mystical New Age, it was argued that the monument was really a spaceport for … Continue reading →

Chant it from the rooftops, spread it across your server, email it to your friends. The internet is shit.

*cough*, *cough*, *ahem*…

With kegelmeisters receiving kur endorsement, a new chap in the office needs to know more. Well, is it all about better bowling, or maybe enjoying a ride on your bike. It would seem not, for in fact it’s the name … Continue reading →