Dr. Ziziwani

“I am Dr.ZIZIWANI ALEX Director of Project, South Africa Ministry of Mining & Natural Resources. I am making this contact with you based on the committee’s need for an individual/company who is willing to assist us with a solution to a money transfer.”
No shit! Man, I’m like, an individual, and like, honored, and stuff.

“First and foremost, I apologized using this medium to reach you for a transaction/business of this magnitude, but this is due to Confidentiality and prompt access reposed on this medium.”
Uhh, you didn’t apologize. You’re doing so now. I dig the confidentiality – excuse me – Confidentiality thing though. Yeah. Like, prompt access and Confidentiality through the medium. I dig you man. Totally.

“I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the execution of the deal described hereunder for the benefit of all parties and hope you will keep it as a top secret because of the nature of this transaction.”
Ask anyone. I can keep a secret as much as the next guy. My lips are sealed dude!

“Within the Ministry of Mining and Natural resources where I work as Director of Project Implemention and with the cooperation of four other top officials, we have in our possession as overdue payment bills totaling Twenty Eight Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$28,500,000.) which we want to transfer abroad with the assistance and cooperation of a foreign company/individual to receive the said fund on our behalf or a reliable foreign non-company account to receive such funds.”
Whow, slow down dude, you’ve lost me! Okay, so I’m like, an individual, and I like, get to like, keep your Twenty Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars for a while. Kewl!

“I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me. Endeavor to contact me immediately through this email ziziwani7@ecplaza.net .net to confirm whether or not you are interested in this deal.”
Dude, I am SO endeavoring to contact you immediately through this email ziziwani7@ecplaza.net.net!

“I wait in anticipation of your fullest co-operation. Yours faithfully, Dr. ZIZIWANI ALEX.”
Up yours Dr Z.