Meet Pat. Pat likes Frank Zappa music. Pat also likes to molest statues. It’s a family affair.
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Thanks very much. I’ll be here all week. Be sure and tip your waitresses and try the veal.
Make yourself at home, pat! I’ve arranged for a couple of statues around the office. Feel free to harrass them at any time. What? That thing? No, that’s not a statue, that’s a Kegelmaster.
Hi, Pat! That’s, er, some hobby of yours. What exactly do you look for in a statue? Perhaps you’re not so picky? If you ask me, I’d go for Michelangelo’s David. I mean, you just gotta love those HUGE HANDS!
… and come to think of it: the statue of liberty must be number one on your list, no?
there are so many to choose from, it makes it difficult to pick a favorite. but if i had to choose, i would go back to the molestation that started it all: my dad and santa claus.
“Ho Ho, I don’t believe it….you’re way more fun than Rudolph….and cleaner than the elves….”