When all else fails, we can whip the horse’s eyes, and make them sleep, and cry? Bollocks. Let’s have a poll instead. Enforced Audience Participation! The Question: Why Are You Here? (your click will increment # votes)
$poll = "whyhere"; $answers = "I want to read the latest FZ news ||| Just give me my Friday Boot already ||| Just want to be amused - Zappa? Zappa Who? ||| Isep Kontol Gua (Google told me this was a prOn site) ||| Why, I love your sexy, devilish wit Barry ||| Why, I want to have your child Barry"; include("/home/.nokky/zappa/killuglyradio.com/hotpoop/minipolls/pollinclude.php"); ?>
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To see if the status quo is being maintained. – 1
Fair enough… you sure you don’t want to have my child?
But Barry, I already have…
Just waiting 30 days for the next update…
As they say in France: touché. In the mean time, might I interest you in some of my sexy, devilish wit?
Sure! I’m always up for your Duvel-ish Whit.
But I’d rather have a Stella…
Bartender! Give this man a Stella! And some of my Duvel-ish wit on the side!
I get a huge thrill out of clicking on things that make my screen morph into an explosion of pop-ups, that’s my reason for being here!
This site makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
I love this place!! I visit every single day, boot or no boot. Barry, you’ve been a wealth of information for me and my FZ obsession. I must say, however, I’m a little perturbed that you’ve made no reference to Jimi Hendrix’s death 33 years ago today. How about a nice, long Jimi boot? Just kidding—keep up the great work!