Monthly Archives: September 2003

A picture of the pumpkin I’m bonding with.

The PMRC are alive and well. They’re just operating under a new name – “Focus on the Family”. Isn’t that swell? Have a look here for the latest reviews of your favorite albums, movies or television shows.

Ahmet and Dweez whip it out, courtesy of Bob Again. Don’t have a cow, man!

Gosh…I’m ecstatic. Can’t you tell? Lisa “Lerb” Loeb and Dweezil “the Dweez” Zappa are performing a concert in my hometown tonight. Too bad I don’t live there any more.

Here’s some early eighties FZ goodies for you: Crush All Boxes. Yes, I know you won’t find this particular tracklist on Zappa Patio but then again: who cares…

These guys just applied for membership of the Zappa webring. They’re quite good, give them a listen! (yes, you guessed right, I’m the webring’s ringmaster.)

wanna buy some acid?, black or white ?, soft focus ?, linocut ?, charcoal ?, meerschaum ?, or perhaps just a dream ?.

“Real Name: James Barry Keefer. Apparently he likes to pretend that he’s Aynsley Dunbar and sang lead vocals for Zappa and the MOI in the seventies.

September is Sexual Harassment Month!

“Too often people abdicate their freedom in their minds and choose not to speak. But once you abdicate that freedom you may as well not have it.”

Ben Watson delivered this at Zappanale 14 in July. A couple of things jumped out at me from it; “..he (FZ) told me that he had never read any philosophy at all. He said he lost the thread everytime I … Continue reading →

It’s official: KUR comes out as #1 if you search Google using the Indonesian term for “blowjob”. Two reflections: first, how weird is it that Google considers me to be an absolute expert in the field of Asian blowjobs on … Continue reading →

Now you can manufacture your own homemade sex toys! Not that you need any of that, of course…

Wondering what it sounds like when 754 guitarists play “Louie Louie” simultaneously? Have a listen.

Babysnakes – Decoding the Plan.