We all know Cynthia Plaster Caster’s funny site, but (at least i) recently discovered she has a not-for-profit foundation whose goal is to offer financial assistance to musicians and artists in need, buy selling editions of her well known plaster casts (don’t miss the description and memories of each cast here.) You go, girl!
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I wish to apologize for my son’s behavior lately. The poor boy hasn’t been the same ever since he contracted the Asian bird flu while choking his chicken. The doctor assures me the swelling and fever should eventually subside, unless he just fucking dies first.
Sincerely, Mrs. Baranoff
We can only hope for the best!
“and with that elusive last little statement we say goodbye to our former attention seeking HouseTroll.”
Isaac did not spam, thus he is not a troll.
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Everybody in the music industry is a pornographer.
Isaac should be shot for expressing free speech.
Barry, you’re a great guy. Seriously.
Frank Zappa thinks you’re a jerk, Barry!
Barry, YOU’RE A JERK!
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The First Amendment to the constitution of the United States of America: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
The First Amendment to the constitution of the United States of America: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
“….While Barry wipes his ass on the U.S. Constitution, screamin’
‘and with that elusive last little statement we say goodbye to our former attention seeking HouseTroll.'”
Attention-seeking HouseTroll? Try constitutionally intelligant Frank Zappa fan, Barry, you stupid asshole!
YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG FRANK ZAPPA FAN!
I’m sorry, but I simply don’t care for free speech.
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The First Amendment to the constitution of the United States of America: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
We’ll get back to de wimp and his low-budget conceptium of personal freedom in just a moment. But foist, welcome to: WHAT DE FUCK GWINE ON HERE? (A celebratium o’ de American way o’ life!) I see some o’ y’all be FROWNIN’ . . . ’cause mebbe y’think what I’s tellin’ ya’ is a LIE! Am I right? Les’ jes’ have a test . . . How many o’ you nice folks think I knows what I’s talkin’ ’bout? RAISE Y’HAIN UP! Uh-huh! An’ how many thinks my potato been bakin’ too long? RAISE YO MIZZABLE HAIN UP! Uh-huh! Now . . . how many you folks is CONVINCED de gubnint be totally ‘UNCONCERNED’ wit de proliferatium o’ UNDESIRABLE TENANTS in de CONDOMINIUM o’ LIFE? An’ how many folks believe THEY number won’t come up, next time de breeze blow fum de Easterly directium? Les’ face it, peoples! Ugly as I mights be, I AM YO’ FUTCHUM! Ain’t that right, SISTER OB’DEWLLA? Hmm hmm! Oh, oh yeah! Thass right!
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