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He performed no better at doing what I requested than the in-dumb-bant…
Tho’ he did ‘approach’ the screen and admonish me for ordering him to show his penis.
The order “Kill yourself” simply elicited some head scratching…
SOFA
I mean, you’d THINK he understands “Kill” by now…
Maybe it was the compound word ‘yourself’ that threw him.
SOFA
Couldn’t get the sucker to do anything at all. Maybe he noticed that I’m not american
Making him look for Weapons of Mass Distruction worked for me…
THAT’S what he did when I told him to show his penis. I found it odd that he said he couldn’t find any and…
Oh wait! I get it…
He can’t FIND his penis.
Now it makes much more sense!
SOFA
I asked him to measure it with a chicken. He said he couldn’t find it. Silly me. I thought he meant the chicken.
I think I can see your miscommunication, Bob. I bet he thought you said “Choke your chicken and measure it”, which would explain a lot…
SOFA