Quite The Jump

David Lee Roth, the rock singer whose unfortunate choice of onstage clothing I vaguely remember, is training to be a NYC paramedic.

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2 Responses to Quite The Jump

  1. Duncan says:

    Also Gene Simmons becomes a teacher.

  2. puptentacle says:

    Gene Simmons becoming a teacher isn’t that big a stretch.

    From:
    http://www.kissfaq.com/members/bio_gene.html

    “During the early years of Gene’s music career, Gene attained his B.A. Degree in Education from Sullivan Community College. This allowed him to take work as a teacher, a choice of employment which didn’t last too long, but which at least kept him earning! Teaching as P.S. 75 in Spanish Harlem, Gene was soon at odd’s with his “Elders” for using Spiderman Comic #36 as a teaching tool.”

    David Lee Roth theory: It’s a last ditch effort to rejoin Van Halen. Considering Eddie’s history of physical problems, Dave is thinking that the combination of a Lead Singer who already knows the repertoire AND can patch Eddie back up when he breaks something could be irresistable to Mr. Van Halen when the next tour rolls around.

    Rumors Gary Cherone is currently in nursing school have, alas, turned out to be unfounded.

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