12 thoughts on “South of Takoradi”

  2. Location: 359 miles South of Takoradi, Ghana More info
    Country: United States
    Not that it matters, or I care, but where the fuck ARE you, and why bother with that little man if you have your own island? BTW, I’m jealous! I want my own little island somewhere in the Atlantic, or even the Pacific, Ocean!

  4. “where the fuck ARE you?”
    A tiny euro-absurdity called Belgium (you know, the nation whose capital is Brussels). We like to play pranks during the initiation…

  5. Initiation? YAY!! I adore initiations! Does yours involve the Tower of Power, or perhaps a nice pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? (Sterilized, of course)
    Where I’m from the initiations usually involve large mammals, snow, fish and/or smoke (both kinds) Can I play the next time I’m on your side of the puddle?

  6. Maybe you should consider moving to the United States of America and applying for a temporary work visa cause you might like it, cause sometimes things arent as bad as you might suspect until you’ve tried it a bit.

  7. “large mammals, snow, fish and/or smoke (both kinds)”
    What, no huskie weewee?

    “Can I play the next time I’m on your side of the puddle? ”
    Sure thing buddy! I’ll be keeping the waffles, sprouts, andives and Grimbergens within reach just in case.

    John: thanks but no thanks… I’m quite happy to be where I am. Potverdekke, it’s great to be a Belgian!

  8. BTW, thanks for banning that asshole, Barry. The idiot doesn’t know the difference between government censorship and rejection. I don’t know why we have so many screaming assholes over here in the US at the moment…’You’ll hurt your throat! Stop it!’

  9. Must say I agree with Jonny…it IS your website, and I’m sure the asshole in question (or is that unquestionable asshole?) deserved it…in fact, I recall seeing some of his other rants in other places (can’t recall where; must be the proximity to all the husky wee-wee; there’re six sharing my house at the present).
    As far as the screaming assholes go, absolutely correct, Jonny, they’re all looking to get their names in the paper; for those who don’t care about that it’s hard to believe how important it is to some folks…but let them hurt their colonthroats..maybe they’ll shut up (or die)
    And I love your song, Barry. I must assume Grimbergens is/are some sort of intoxicant and I’ll be only too happy to try it/them out. My wife is German and we visit on occasion, so who knows?

  11. The torchum NEVER stops! We shoulda given da liddle wimp a SPANKING when we had da chance. Now he actin’ like a webmaster, hair up in an ugly ol’ bun, U. S. Constitution danglin’ out his asshole and talkin’ dirty to a member of KUR! Boy obviously got hisself a PROVLEM!

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