Monthly Archives: January 2005

Not This Time George

Posted on Wednesday, 01/12/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

On Thursday, January 20, 2005, George W. Bush will be inaugurated as president of the United States — AGAIN. For a nation that prides itself on being the land of the free, these are some interesting factoids to peruse. With … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal, Politics | 7 Comments

Teen Lingo

Posted on Wednesday, 01/12/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Did he just say “Off the heezy my nephew?” What the heck does that mean? Glad you asked. Get up to date quick with Jonathan’s TEEN LINGO Dictionary!

Posted in Amusing, Pop Cult | 1 Comment

HOT UNWANTED FASHION KIBITZ

Posted on Tuesday, 01/11/05 by Dr Sharleena

S2P DENYNG U R A TRULY “MODARN!”!!1 OMG LOL!!! SHOW IT 2 TEH WORLD WIT THIS COL T-SHIRTS 3VEN FOR MAC US3RS COMPUTER AROR T-SHIRTS AND GREAT GEK PIKS FOR TEH WEL NURTURED TURBO NERD!11!1!! OMG GREAT GOGLY MOGLY!11!1! PS:/ … Continue reading →

Posted in Silly | 17 Comments

Post Office to Issue XXX Stamps

Posted on Tuesday, 01/11/05 by Dr Sharleena

The U.S. Postal Service “need to generate some money pronto”, according with the office’s insider Rodney Cockburn. Now, with that name, he should consider start a career in the XXX field and maybe contribute to the cause. Just an idea… … Continue reading →

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South of Takoradi

Posted on Friday, 01/07/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

To all the nitwits who think I’m a US citizen I say: well ha! You’ll be interested to know I am in fact located 359 miles South of Takoradi, Ghana.

Posted in Amusing, Personal | 12 Comments

Only Innit

Posted on Friday, 01/07/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

And what might we find in this product placement gallery? Obviously.

Posted in Frank Zappa, Pop Cult, Zappa Imagery | 3 Comments

Grand Wazoo in ’72

Posted on Friday, 01/07/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Moving along from Roxy to Grand Wazoo, here’s Deutschlandhalle, Berlin, Sept 15 1972. GMail-account, anyone?

Posted in Frank Zappa, Friday Boots | 16 Comments

Wacky Krishums

Posted on Thursday, 01/06/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Say what? Christian Wrestling. I can hear the commentary for this: — Ooh Kaïn took a mean hit there! — Yeah, ya don’t mess with Abel and get away with it. — Wait – there’s Mozes in the rebound! — … Continue reading →

Posted in Amusing, Bizarre, Religion | 2 Comments

A Very Exciting Post

Posted on Thursday, 01/06/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

If things look a little funky around here (specifically the top navbar), that would be because I’ve been messing with the stylesheet. Making room for the quiz page link turned out rather tricky. So anyway: kindly refresh your browser please.

Posted in Site News | 2 Comments

Album Covers – Again

Posted on Thursday, 01/06/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

“A friend of mine sent me a link the other day that has kept me entertained with what has become my first top ten list. I guess ‘bottom 10’ would be more appropriate, since it goes from ‘really bad’ to … Continue reading →

Posted in Amusing, Music, Pop Cult | 7 Comments

Dear Diary

Posted on Wednesday, 01/05/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Dear diary, Today I purchased a DVD-player at the rediculous price of € 55! Imagine my excitement when I got home and had it play some groovy Sade! I think later this evening, I may well be putting on some … Continue reading →

Posted in Personal, Silly | 3 Comments

Go To Shell

Posted on Wednesday, 01/05/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

— more clever graphics at the Iraq war poster exhibition.

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Your Zappa Persona

Posted on Wednesday, 01/05/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

It’s about time for something extremely silly on KUR, don’t you think? Of course you do! Well have we got an exclusive for you: presenting the world’s first Zappa Personality Test — to be taken extremely seriously…

Posted in Amusing, Silly, Site News | 14 Comments

RIP Will Eisner

Posted on Tuesday, 01/04/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

Will Eisner, “father of the modern graphic novel,” passed away today at the age of 87.

Posted in Books, Comics | 3 Comments

C = (Tr + Ti)/Px

Posted on Tuesday, 01/04/05 by Barry's Imaginary Publisher

“Some would argue that ‘Comedy is inversely proportional to its proximity to me.’ To put it more simply, her Alzheimer’s is funny, yours isn’t. Thus, C = (Tr + Ti)/Px.”

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