Brother, this is rich:
Gentlemen, Welcome to SaveMyAss.
SaveMyAss is a personal assistant that keeps your girlfriend or wife happy by sending her flowers on your behalf, on a regular but semi-random basis.
I’m positive my girlfriend would love the idea of my being subscribed to a service entitled Save My Ass. Absolutely. Yep.
– Postal worker: Hi ma’am, there’s a package for you.
– Girlfriend: Who from?
– Postal worker: Um, save my ass, ma’am.
– Girlfriend: Oh joy, I’d been waiting for that!