Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.
“The use of the word ‘annoy’ is particularly problematic,” says Marv Johnson, legislative counsel for the American Civil Liberties Union. “What’s annoying to one person may not be annoying to someone else.”
I’m sure internet trolls around the world are shaking with fear.
Whoa…I just soiled myself!
There’s plenty of stuff on the White House website that I find annoying…
In all honesty, the dumb-ass names that spammers use is the only redeeming quality. At least there might be a chuckle before delete is clicked…
Miss Pantie S. Consuelo
If I ever saw “Durbyur” sitting at a table with a knife and fork, I’d be happy to dish up a plate of MY OWN SHIT for him to eat. It would be so full of steamy freshness that “Durbyur” could hardly resist. His eyes would water and beads of sweat would form on his forehead as he helped himself to bite after taste-tempting bite of untrammeled, pristine fecal matter. Then he’s smile his shit-happy smile and awkardly swallow another scintillating mouthful of reprocessed turd.
It’s a recurring dream.