“Barry, you score 75 % on the ZappaMeter.
You are a Nanook. Your state of “Zappaness” is admirable. You save your money, and don’t go to the show. You can handle most confrontations with authority – with the exception of your mother, crying. It is most important at this state to avoid giant poodle dogs and Chester’s gorilla.”
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Only 75% for me.
“sharleena,
you score 65 % on the ZappaMeter.
You are a Nanook.”
They must have realized somehow about my Rod Stewart cassettes… *hrrmph*
i got 85%. i have no idea how. must have been the plastic people.
“SOFA,
you score 92.5 % on the ZappaMeter.
You are The Grand Wazoo. Congratulations!”
Okay – but I aint changing my name (I think it may be taken)…
SOFA
“dmt, you score 82.5 % on the ZappaMeter.
You are The Grand Wazoo. Congratulations! You have somehow managed to achieve the highest state of “Zappaness”….You are invincible!” Fear me….but fear the big maroon guy even more.