Aaaw, poor thing:
I have met a twenty-six-year-old male who has many things going for him: absolutely amazing in bed (quite cunnilingually gifted!), intelligent, and possessed of a razor-sharp wit. Of course, the reason I’m writing to you is because he is, to put it delicately, UGLY.
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Other than being ugly and half my age…this guy could be ME!!
WAAAAAAAAH . . . ! That’s me!! That’s me! Oh . . . Oh, you voluptuous Manhattan Island clit . . .