One loyal housewife came to this page with a very particular request. Any suggestions?
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So she wants to strip Zappa style or something?
Stripping Zappa style: an intrigueging concept if ever I heard one.
“I couldn’t say where she’s coming from but I jus’ met a lady named Dinah Moe Humm…”
“it’s wet t-shirt time again..”
“Trade your spot on the bench for a guy with a wrench
and be a CREW SLUT!”…
Random suggestions: Get over your squeamishness about pornography. Get a copy of the Guide to Getting it On. Read them and apply to your life. Wear something he really likes. Or come to the door adorned with saran wrap and a big red bow.
Uhh a friend of a friend of mine wants that Guide to Getting it On book. Where can he get it?
hmmm… cock worship! don’t fear the penis.
Well, Borders if you are in the US. Also your friend should try blowfish.com. Regulations about shipping such items differ from state to state and country to country. Tell your friend mucho good luck! This is one great book!