A table!

The UMRK trattorie is serving You Are What You Is this month on their cutie Chrome Dinette. Great disc that features Heavenly Bank Account, Harder Than Your Husband, Doreen among other all time favorites. Don’t miss it if you don’t have it at home yet.

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19 Responses to A table!

  1. Anonymous says:

    Shaft On Stilts.

  2. Isaac says:

    I don’t know why Dr. Sharleena posted this link. Can’t (s)he tell the sound quality’s bad on this particular FZ remaster (it’s the 1990 version of YAWYI – not the 1998 version. Oy!), or can (s)he hear the sound problems through all that Reverb and Compression?

  3. Barry says:

    That Isaac, (s)he’s a very picky boy/girl…

  4. Dr Sharleena says:

    *currently tasting a Spring Bruschetta and a Mediterranean Frittata with a nice Chianti at The Chrome Dinette, while listening to Goblin Girl*
    Life is short, Isaac. Enjoy it while it lasts…

  5. Dr Sharleena says:

    I’d like some cheese for dessert, and YAWYI has just finished. Mario: could you sing something for me please? Do you know “Volare”? Yes, that’s it, holding the rose in your mouth…

  6. Mario Santa Cruz says:

    Wheeeeeennnnuuuhhh duhhhhhh…….

  7. Mario Santa Cruz says:

    …. moon hits your eye lika bigga pizza pie…

  8. … ‘ats amore! (do I get my Spring Bruschetta now please)

  9. Make mine Bruce Springschetta…

  10. Anonymous says:

    Isaac- don’t download it then. Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

  11. Isaac says:

    FUCK YOU!!! I really don’t like being portrayed as a baby, so fuck you all!!!! I’m smarter than all of you put together. In fact, I’m smarter than 2x all of you put together. In fact, I’m so smart, I’ve learned to change my own diaper. Next time I fill one I’m going to put it in a box and send it to YOU!!!!

  12. bertanya says:

    Way to go isaac, though if someone figures out why Dr sharleena posted this link, does that make them smarter than you. I’m confused.

  13. dmt says:

    I’d bet that Dr. Sharleena knows why she posted this link. I guess that makes HER smarter than 2x all of us put together. I dunno, I’m just here for my brown diaper and a side order of Bruschetta Springsteena! Hey, is that a real diaper, I mean, is that an Italian diaper or is that a Sears diaper? Hmmm….no fooling!

  14. Dr Sharleena says:

    Why, i’m confused too…I don’t feel THAT smart…Pheeeeoow, smarter than 2x all of us put together! No, not really. But: anyway, if i got to know there’s one person in, say, Burkina Faso, or Ecuador, or Alaska, that didn’t have a copy of YAWYI and got to listen to it online thanks to the link i posted, i will be very happy today. I know you are smart enough to realize about this, Isaac. Once again i say: life is too short to be focusing on the negative sides. ENJOY the good parts while they lasts!

  15. Dr Sharleena says:

    Oh, and: your box will be very welcomed here at the office (btw, remember the name of our establishment? yeah, HotPoop) Not only i am a doctor, but i am a Mother -which even scares me more. I’m trained for almost anything.
    We can send back to you one of Barry’s colostomy bags in return. It’s second hand, but it’s in mint condition. He use them to store his beer on the ceiling, during summers…He says they give the beer a “je ne sais quoi” he likes too much…Just let us know, ok?

  16. Dr Sharleena says:

    I’m sorry, dmt, but we are not delivering brown diapers yet…and Bruce Springschettas you can find only at the UMRK. Want to order a colostomy bag tho’? Take advantage, the offer expires in the next 10 minutes!!

  17. Barry says:

    Phew… I was, like, *this* close to losing my colostomy bags…

  18. UMRK says:

    A thousand apologies from your waiter here at La Chromo Dinetto.

    It came to my attention a few weeks ago that I had not featured YAWYI in the past and this is the only version that I own. I am surprised that the difference is evident in the highly compressed RealAudio format but I certainly did not mean to offend.

    It will soon be December and I get a chance to cook up something else for ya.

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