SNL Transcripts

Saturday Night Live transcripts from 1975 to the present, including Zappa’s October ’78 appearance:
“Hiya, hiya, hiya! Thank you — and, remember, I’m reading this off these cards underneath this camera here. [reads off the cue cards] Thank you! It’s an awesome responsibility being selected out of millions of people to become the banner of NBC’s new look. God, I hope I’m good!”