Author: Dr Sharleena

“Nearly two weeks after a company announced the birth of the first human clone, the claim may never be verified because Clonaid said Tuesday that it was not going to allow independent scientists to conduct DNA tests on the newborn.” Got an ID, at least? Drivers license??

*Subtle* sabotage techniques in order to tie down the marxist tiranny.
(acquired in korochi industrias, still an argentine industry! :-)

“I’ve heard so many things about the ’88 Tour that I’m completely confused by it, especially since the only person who was actually there that you can find on line is Kenneally. His site has so many answers, and yet, it creates so many more questions…”
Scott Thunes explains how the ’88 band was dismantled after a huge tour in Europe. Actually what i mostly liked from his site was his way to tell: “I’m not gay!” after so many years…:-)

Ok, Barry, since you’ve been feeling better after that jacuzzi session…
it’s time for thinking on some rehabilitation now: try these finger exercises that will make your fingers stretch very soon (enjoy also the wonderful music!); for a temporary typing tool, you may use the versatile Surprising Arm. Just in case you are tight with money here’s a simple yet fabulous Fake Crafty Hand, ideal to have a big time these cold winter afternoons while making it. Don’t have to thank us. Enjoy! (NP: I wanna Hold Your Hand)

Kewl morale posters collection to support the cause and keep morals high. Send one to a fellow republican right now!

Barry is expected to be offline next days, kids.
Yesterday evening when driving to a rehearsal with his band, he had a car accident (i’m not kidding, as shocking as it sounds). He sez nothing to worry tho’, he has “a bruised forehead and my right pulse is broken
so they put my right arm in a plaster cast”, in his own words. He could hardly e-mail me cos he sez his type is terribly slow; plus, it’s his *right* arm the one that has to be plaster-castered. So: he is pretty much unable to even untie shoes…
These are the news for now. I’ll keep you posted.
Oh, and Barry, if you are able to see this: take very much care, thoughts are with you; we’ll keep the office clean -or dirty, if you prefer-, until you come back (no i won’t put any Rod Stewart cassette, don’t worry :-) Hope to see you here soon..! Take care!

…for very busy, elegant executives.
·Be informed about the latest news in science: “Sex Just a Stab in the Dark for Octopus Down Under”. Don’t worry: Most male-to-male copulations ended rapidly in amicable separation” tho’. source: zFilter
·Check out the new urinals from Bathroom-mania! Groovy! (seen in milkandcookies.com)
·Last word in Penis warmers, aaaw…Isn’t it cute?
Now, where have i left my attaché?

It’s GONNA BE a Happy New Year!
See what the Chrome Dinette has for January: Hot Rats! And a special bonus, FZ/OZ still available since Dec.
Later, and thanks for all the fish, John!

“Until the late 20th century, traffic cones were not thought worthy of scientific study. It is the Society’s mission to counteract these centuries of neglect.”
The site includes adoption kits to help you adopt your own traffic cone, a field guide to identifying the cones, a pictorial history, and more. Visit now and make your good action of the day.

Today is Frank Zappa’s birthday! In an impressive effort of production, special envoys of HotPoop have obtained this document never published before: a picture taken that very same day at the Mercy Hospital, Baltimore, Maryland. Brought to you by KUR stuff!

Take a look at this exhilarating pulp cover!!! what on earth has to do Zappa on that illustration? (seen in yahoo’s Zappa-list)

I remember the article in the newspaper (must have been on sunday), an obituary mentioning Zappa’s satire and career, the picture of Frank looking grey haired, with a tired glance; yet, smiling. WHAT..? How come..? But…he was still so young… that illness… Oh shit.
We were on holidays in the beach (december is summer in the south hemisphere). I took this picture of my son that very same day. It was like if the weather reflected states of mind: sunbeams around us, making the sea fluorescent green, and a stormy dense, heavy sky in the background. A zappian athmosphere.
It was a sad day.

Don’t miss this beautiful live footage by brazilian artist Caetano Veloso… The second theme, Sozinho (Lonely), i couldn’t ever find edited (i think it’s not), just listened to it once, on the tv. It’s so nice…Thanks Mr Luba for posting it.

·Steve Vai remembers Frank Zappa Classic Trax;
·Watermelon Tab-lated for those of you who know what to do with those digits;
·and a real life story with a zappian athmosphere.
hmmm…yummy…:-)