Author Archives: Dr Sharleena

Hu’s on First?

Let’s Learn English!, brought to you by hosts Condi and George Dubya…

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Lou’s Garage

FZ-fan Lou Allred is hosting a “Day In The Desert With Frank” for the second year in a row — be quick though because the event is scheduled for next Sunday. Attending are Bunk Gardner, Motorhead Sherwood, Candy Zappa, and … Continue reading

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Katrina

Here and here is how to help. And, since I know he reads this weblog every evening, an open letter to George W. Bush. Sadly, somehow we knew this would happen…

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Dedicated to my dad

…and our 50% of Italian DNA :)

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Doreen Speaks her Mind Out

Her private life, the rumours on the concerts and the conspiracy theories: read it all in Pickle magazine.

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Paging Mario Fuente and all earthlings in LA!

Urgent! Chaffey College to “Freak Out” for Zappa: Full details are at www.palstudioz.com, but Saturday’s performers include a chamber music septet, a jazz fusion band and a surf rock group, a suitably eclectic lineup. Mario, don’t get any compromise for … Continue reading

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KUR has got the exclusive!!

This telex from an undisclosed location has just arrived to KUR Headquarters; the sender is Doreen, who claims to be right on the firsts rehearsals from Dweez and Ahmet for the next concerts. Since this is breaking news, i’m posting … Continue reading

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The Misfortune of a Little Biped

Doreen is, once again, disconsolated and in grief from Travers’ inconsideration: “I was just surfing the internet, says Doreen, “when i saw that picture of Donny” “I was shocked, we are like two peas in a pod, like two brown … Continue reading

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Nappy On the Radio

Original music of Napoleon Murphy Brock will be broadcast next April 21 on Radio4FM from The Netherlands. The music was orchestrated by composer Tom Trapp. Very curious about this!

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On ebay Shopping Mall

1968 Zappa WE’RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY w/ Insert. With several censored lyrical edits on rare version. Looking good!

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The Do-Re-Mi’s of Personality

Use the amazingly accurate musical chicken to measure your personality: my results. (thanks Duncan)

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60 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots ‘n around my toe Frost had bit the ground below… What’s a man to do in a situation like that?

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Life Of Sin

It’s easier than “doing the bop”: if you are around Washington DC today, for the Inauguration Day of the mandate of the King George II, don’t forget to turn your back on Bush, if you can. If otherwise you are … Continue reading

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On eBay

Frank Zappa signed FENDER autographed guitar. With certificate of authenticity and UACC credentials. For sale!

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HOT UNWANTED FASHION KIBITZ

S2P DENYNG U R A TRULY “MODARN!”!!1 OMG LOL!!! SHOW IT 2 TEH WORLD WIT THIS COL T-SHIRTS 3VEN FOR MAC US3RS COMPUTER AROR T-SHIRTS AND GREAT GEK PIKS FOR TEH WEL NURTURED TURBO NERD!11!1!! OMG GREAT GOGLY MOGLY!11!1! PS:/ … Continue reading

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