Author: Dr Sharleena

… links to enjoy while you listen to the Palladium boot. First, a bit of art: how the Yoni has been represented throughout the years. Very cultural. Then, some advice for sexual newcomers: mistakes men make while having sex. So mind broadening! Finally here’s the form to avoid any risk of being sued if you don’t accomplish the aforementioned advice. Get enlightened!

Check out the kind Chrome Dinette: this month they are broadcasting As An Am, part of the first Beat The Boots set, featuring “Sharleena” and…”Black Napkins” (the most horn…i mean, romantic theme from FZ ever!)

Since Barry is pretty much occupied de-frosting the office’s fridge, which happened to have a mammoth corpse stuck inthere, i’m posting today’s boot for your enjoyment: part two of a concert that took place in Berlin, March 4 1976. If you have any complaints, differs, disagreements, contravenes, criticizes, imputes, indictments, laments, reproaches, expostulates, just e-mail God. He is the only one responsible!

Roitters.- 26 Sept 2003
Dramatic scenes happened this morning at KUR office, when a bunch of hardcore boots consumers plunged into Gilles’s container in desperate search of their usual friday boot, to scarcely find 3 and a half broken .wavs by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass, and a couple of little shouts Michael Jackson recorded in ’78 and ’81, respectively. The maximmum CEO of the institution, Barry, is showing clear symptoms of the “Rejecting His Own Face” syndrome by wearing a pair of groucho-glasses. “Although some friends started to help, all my kopecks went to my landlady, the merciless Cruella De Bandwidth”, said Barry. “Couldn’t feed the container this week…”
Observers said there’s still hope for next month. Time will tell…

The Amazing Mr Bickford will be back soon: Monster Road is the name of a documentary showing his works, both in clay and drawings, to be released in October. I just hope this one actually will reach a wide audience…

Let’s face it, Barry: this whole office is nothing more than an alibi to cover your actual plans of developing a colossal massive immense mutant pumpkin plant in the backyard. You think we didn’t get acquainted you BOND with that pumpkin back there? We can hear the noises! That is our backyard too, mind you! Oh, well… since you kindly pollinated that female pumpkin, i guess you have the right to choose a name for the baby. I like Big Bertha specially! What you think?

Gossip from the Zutalors YahooGroups! A new book is going to hit the shelves next 6th October: from Editions Paralleles, it’s called “Zappa In France” and it has photos from the Olympia 68 to Zénith 88 concerts (58 euros, 160 pages, 220 photos). No links whatsoever, can’t order copies yet, but for the lucky ones close to Paris, this is the bookshop’s adress: Librairie Paralleles, 47 r St Honoré 75001 PARIS 01 42 33 62 70 fax : 01 42 21 49 63. (Ain’t that somethin’? Way on down!)

Blessed relief for UK stressed smokers: realistic stickers to cover up the real health warnings on UK cigarette packets. Pretty cul!

Prepare your Dr Brown’s Cel-Ray sodas, put on your preferred summer bermudas, and enjoy: The good ol’ Chrome Dinette is playing Fillmore East, June 1971 during all july, ladies and gentlemen! Real futuristic, ah? (You Are Not Alone, Barry :-)

we are a bit obsessed, and you’d probably be right.
This discussion occurred some time ago, but to me it’s still the crux of the biscuit in this war, and not the so called liberation of the opressed Iraq people, as this easy quiz demonstrate throughout the years. And it’s the beginning of the construction of an anti-european-feeling era in the US…Meanwhile, in other smalltowns in the world, functionaries continue to ashame their people:

We are about to face interesting times in the years to come…

“Products that were never made… for a reason.”

“Throughout Brazil auto repair shops use sculptures made from car parts to advertise their presence and attract customers.”
I love them!

Zappa pictures never seen before (never seen by me, of course :-)
Here are, signee by their respective photographers: Mark Green (incredible! Frank has a pair of regular jeans in this one :-), Barry Wentzell, Jorgen Angel (there are more in this site), anonimous little images, a cool poster from the Australian tour, 1976, another one from 1967, a Paul Thomas pic featuring Frank in bermudas. Enjoy!

I just discovered in Bossk’s Zappa Patio, this illustrative article referred to the Florentine Pogen subject. For the ones that had been wondering for years what on earth was a florentine pogen…