Author Archives: Dr Sharleena

Welcome to The Lurve Lounge

“If you don’t hit the condoms you know what you get, don’t you?” An educational, yet amusing game for this monday morning: The Condom Game.

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The Proof!!!

Hold on to your seats, because this is a finding that will change your life forever: we are all nothing but a creation from Barry’s enfeverished imagination!!! I took this morning a picture of KUR Corp. Office, and see what … Continue reading

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Collection 2003

“Honor your daughter, sister, wife, lover, mother, and especially yourself with a Wondrous Vulva Puppet.” The complete catalogue, here. How to set an emotional tone of lightness and confidence, at this place.

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“You” decide??

COALITION CONTINUES INFO CAMPAIGN; DROPS NEARLY 1 MILLION LEAFLETS. (seen in: oink.sirope.com)

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Don’t involve yourself in Yoga!

Most beginning “yogists” are lured into taking classes with the promise of growing a better heart and becoming healthy. It is not until the third or fourth lesson that they are told what is really going on, and the temptation … Continue reading

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International Women’s Day

Meet Cyborgasmatrix: she is anatomically correct, robotically actuated, and made from a technically advanced formula of a durable, ultra-realistic flesh-like elastomeric gel. From the FAQ: The rule-of-thumb is that you should treat your CybOrgasmatrix with the same care and consideration … Continue reading

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Two excellent

articles to fix a rainy morning. Enjoy while you can.

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The beginning of a new era

Tired of turning off the sound after pushing the play button on your fav porn movie? Now that is past! The Pornorchestra and its radical reinterpretation of pornographic film soundtracks has cum…erh, come to revitalize this complicated genre. The task … Continue reading

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Top priority news!!

A huge monster cheeto has been auctioned on E-bay recently!! And it came from an ordinary bag of Cheetos brand snacks!! May this be another move from the big American corporations against the well known humungous Belgian Fries that belgians … Continue reading

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Do try this at home!

Yes, you can practice safe internet radio once again with The Chrome Dinette: the Frank Zappa CD of the month is The Lost Episodes. Still there is their semipermanent exquisite selection and FZ:OZ for families delight. Enjoy!

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Bring the covers band on down behind me boys

The album “What’s the Ugliest Part of your Body” by The Cardiacs guitarist Jon Poole will be available from Feb 27 through Org Records label. Originally an indie cassete released in 1994, the disc covers Zappa’s early material up to … Continue reading

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Gotcha!

Real life examples: a chronology of Bush saying one thing then doing another…

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Need to go out more often?

View the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth. Then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic … Continue reading

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Hurry up!

SWISS CHEESE / FIRE! CASINO DE MONTREUX, SUISSE, 4 décembre 1971 is available to download. Just add water, put it in the microwave oven, pick nose for two minutes, and you’ll have another bootleg ready at your disposal. Enjoy! (thanks … Continue reading

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Quebec firm sued by Zappas

The family of iconoclastic rock legend Frank Zappa is suing a small Quebec city-based furniture retailer for copyright violation.They were using Watermelon to sell furnitures and appliances!!! :-O (btw, the statement “In the song, “Joe” joins the “Church of Appliantology” … Continue reading

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