Author: Dr Sharleena

“If you don’t hit the condoms you know what you get, don’t you?” An educational, yet amusing game for this monday morning: The Condom Game.

Hold on to your seats, because this is a finding that will change your life forever: we are all nothing but a creation from Barry’s enfeverished imagination!!! I took this morning a picture of KUR Corp. Office, and see what happened!! Notice the frown in Barry’s forehead due to the enormous effort on creating all of us.
If you happened to have had identity crisis lately, now you know why…Oh well.

“Honor your daughter, sister, wife, lover, mother, and especially yourself with a Wondrous Vulva Puppet.” The complete catalogue, here. How to set an emotional tone of lightness and confidence, at this place.

COALITION CONTINUES INFO CAMPAIGN; DROPS NEARLY 1 MILLION LEAFLETS. (seen in: oink.sirope.com)

Most beginning “yogists” are lured into taking classes with the promise of growing a better heart and becoming healthy. It is not until the third or fourth lesson that they are told what is really going on, and the temptation is far too great to resist. Yoga appeals to the most basic primal instincts, and therefore is a temptation even to the Truly Saved™.
Spread this among your fellow neighbours!! Quick!!

Meet Cyborgasmatrix: she is anatomically correct, robotically actuated, and made from a technically advanced formula of a durable, ultra-realistic flesh-like elastomeric gel. From the FAQ: The rule-of-thumb is that you should treat your CybOrgasmatrix with the same care and consideration you would show a human sexual partner. Isn’t that touchy? (Not safe for work, and not safe for you if you are under 18 y.o. Didja hear me, boy??!)
Still, if you don’t like dolls, you can meet interesting people on the internet, like Suson. I feel honoured, everybody wants to be a woman in these days!

articles to fix a rainy morning. Enjoy while you can.

Tired of turning off the sound after pushing the play button on your fav porn movie? Now that is past! The Pornorchestra and its radical reinterpretation of pornographic film soundtracks has cum…erh, come to revitalize this complicated genre. The task is enormous, but i think this guys can cope with it!

A huge monster cheeto has been auctioned on E-bay recently!! And it came from an ordinary bag of Cheetos brand snacks!! May this be another move from the big American corporations against the well known humungous Belgian Fries that belgians wear in their hats??! Terrifying!

Yes, you can practice safe internet radio once again with The Chrome Dinette: the Frank Zappa CD of the month is The Lost Episodes. Still there is their semipermanent exquisite selection and FZ:OZ for families delight. Enjoy!

The album “What’s the Ugliest Part of your Body” by The Cardiacs guitarist Jon Poole will be available from Feb 27 through Org Records label. Originally an indie cassete released in 1994, the disc covers Zappa’s early material up to Hot Rats, for example “Peaches En Regalia”. There’s also a lot of stuff from We’re Only In It For The Money also. (thanks Sean Organ from Zappalist for shouting it)

Real life examples: a chronology of Bush saying one thing then doing another…

View the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth. Then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee, Florida. After that, begin to move from the actual size of a leaf into a microscopic world that reveals leaf cell walls, the cell nucleus, chromatin, DNA and finally, into the subatomic universe of electrons and protons.
Hey, it’s sunday!

SWISS CHEESE / FIRE! CASINO DE MONTREUX, SUISSE,
4 décembre 1971 is available to download. Just add water, put it in the microwave oven, pick nose for two minutes, and you’ll have another bootleg ready at your disposal. Enjoy! (thanks Gilles from Zappa.es YahooGroups)

The family of iconoclastic rock legend Frank Zappa is suing a small Quebec city-based furniture retailer for copyright violation.
They were using Watermelon to sell furnitures and appliances!!! :-O (btw, the statement “In the song, “Joe” joins the “Church of Appliantology” is not exact, no? this is just the imaginary guitar solo…and they even post an excerpt of the song…oh well)