Author Archives: Dr Sharleena

Play your own Jim Morrison at will: The Jim Morrison Simulatron. Fiiireee…Me…AAAAWWWWRIGHT…!!!

Can anyone tell me what a dental dam is??

If music be the food of love, play on!

…yet another boot to download, ladies and gentlemen: Frank Zappa’s Band – Deutschlandhalle, Berlin, 12-May-1982 with an excellent quality if i can say so. I forgot: Login: zappalive; pass: YCDTOSA. Found this in an open French Zappalist, don’t think anyone … Continue reading →

·The UMRK is offering 200 Motels as CD of the Month. FZ:OZ still there as a bonus. Thanks John!·Here’s a bootleg to download: 73-06-24, Horden Pavilion, Sydney, Australia. Include CD art covers. (Thanks Jorge Herrero and Dreadful Joe from YahooGroups … Continue reading →

A very interesting concert is scheduled on March 2, 2003 at The Carnegie Hall: “Zappa and the Emerging American Composer”. Here are some comments from Gail related to it.Hope someone can enjoy it! (let us know if that’s the case)

Yes, yes, i am aware you guys are still in winter; but you know, i’m in charge of the company public image, and i’m already thinking on next summer’s uniforms for our staff: here’s how to tie Rokushaku Fundoshi loincloths … Continue reading →

Nobody gives a shit about the Bloggies, EXCEPT when a cool, fine weblog like Korochi Industrias is nominated as best Latin American blog for 2003!! Congrats Lucas! Go ahead, cast your vote, and support a tiny argentine industry (gift-wrapped opinions … Continue reading →

Responding to pressure from the international community, the U.N. ordered enigmatic candy maker William “Willy” Wonka to submit to chocolate-factory inspections Monday. At last, justice will come to the Wonka Empire…(watch out for pops-up, Bob :-)

Some time ago, I’ve found an interesting English blog from two newyorkers crazy enough to live in Buenos Aires. This post clearly shows what could be any usual day down here…because the majority of the houses has a bidet and … Continue reading →

If you miss your foreskin lost years ago, and still want a conservative, discreet appearance, here’s your new online devICE: The PUD (Penile Uncircumsicing Device). At last! Stop using that bothering penis warmer again. Kewl and kosher!! source: zfilter.com

The Navy routinely tests a weapon by firing radioactive, toxic ammunition in prime fishing areas off the coast of Washington, raising concerns from scientists, fishermen and activists.“What the fuck are we testing for? We already know the shit blows up.” … Continue reading →

…to read al fresco, found in the The Zappa Patio: a transcription of Blood on the Canvas (Bossk is posting it with permission), a sort of radio play Zappa made with performer Eric Bogossian in 1986. Also: The Complete Mark … Continue reading →

“Police appear to have recovered about 500 stolen original Beatles tapes, including some never-released tracks, during raids Friday on members of a piracy racket in Britain and the Netherlands.”

Cast an eyeball on this unreal 50’s slang guide! I’m cloud 9 to have found it. Made in the shade!