Author: Dr Sharleena

Play your own Jim Morrison at will: The Jim Morrison Simulatron. Fiiireee…Me…AAAAWWWWRIGHT…!!!

Can anyone tell me what a dental dam is??

If music be the food of love, play on!

…yet another boot to download, ladies and gentlemen: Frank Zappa’s Band – Deutschlandhalle, Berlin, 12-May-1982 with an excellent quality if i can say so. I forgot: Login: zappalive; pass: YCDTOSA. Found this in an open French Zappalist, don’t think anyone would mind my posting it here.
(Thanx Jorge! btw: if you are reading this, you posted another one -For Sharleena-, but the link is dead. Have you noticed?)

·The UMRK is offering 200 Motels as CD of the Month. FZ:OZ still there as a bonus. Thanks John!
·Here’s a bootleg to download: 73-06-24, Horden Pavilion, Sydney, Australia. Include CD art covers. (Thanks Jorge Herrero and Dreadful Joe from YahooGroups Zappa-list)
·Seen in The Idiot Bastard Son: a 3-CD Zappanale #13 set (featuring over 4 hours of music played by 100 musicians in 45 songs performed by 17 bands from 7 countries) will be available from the Arf Society in the next couple of weeks – with two separate DVDs played during the 3 days, plus the theatre show and monument festivities) to follow. And there will also be a bonus CD available in time for event #14 in July. Great Googly Moogly!

A very interesting concert is scheduled on March 2, 2003 at The Carnegie Hall: “Zappa and the Emerging American Composer”. Here are some comments from Gail related to it.
Hope someone can enjoy it! (let us know if that’s the case)

Yes, yes, i am aware you guys are still in winter; but you know, i’m in charge of the company public image, and i’m already thinking on next summer’s uniforms for our staff: here’s how to tie Rokushaku Fundoshi loincloths (via attu blogspot), although we’re planning to print, in the front, the motto: “KUR: always a Burnt Weenie Sandwich Ready For You”. KillUglyRadio continually in fashion’s avant-garde!

Nobody gives a shit about the Bloggies, EXCEPT when a cool, fine weblog like Korochi Industrias is nominated as best Latin American blog for 2003!! Congrats Lucas!
Go ahead, cast your vote, and support a tiny argentine industry (gift-wrapped opinions manufacturers) with just one click. If you don’t get a thing of spanish, believe me, it’s the best! (anxiously awaiting for Korochi t-shirts, posters and mugs flooding the anglosaxon markets :-)

Responding to pressure from the international community, the U.N. ordered enigmatic candy maker William “Willy” Wonka to submit to chocolate-factory inspections Monday. At last, justice will come to the Wonka Empire…(watch out for pops-up, Bob :-)

Some time ago, I’ve found an interesting English blog from two newyorkers crazy enough to live in Buenos Aires. This post clearly shows what could be any usual day down here…because the majority of the houses has a bidet and it use is widely spread. Doesn’t seems to be the same in America, although I wouldn’t be replacing the bidet with toilet water (yuk!)
Bidets may be good for your Hemorrhoids too. Think about it!

If you miss your foreskin lost years ago, and still want a conservative, discreet appearance, here’s your new online devICE: The PUD (Penile Uncircumsicing Device). At last! Stop using that bothering penis warmer again. Kewl and kosher!! source: zfilter.com

The Navy routinely tests a weapon by firing radioactive, toxic ammunition in prime fishing areas off the coast of Washington, raising concerns from scientists, fishermen and activists.
“What the fuck
are we testing for? We already know the shit blows up.” – Frank Zappa

…to read al fresco, found in the The Zappa Patio: a transcription of Blood on the Canvas (Bossk is posting it with permission), a sort of radio play Zappa made with performer Eric Bogossian in 1986. Also: The Complete Mark Pinske Interview plus a general outlook on Zappa works (ok, haven’t read these yet, but you know…is summer here, i’m getting very lazy :-)
Bonus link: The Institute for Parallel Studies: don’t ask me what is this about, just check the Misterious Imagery Gallery for your daily dose of preternatural bizarreness…

“Police appear to have recovered about 500 stolen original Beatles tapes, including some never-released tracks, during raids Friday on members of a piracy racket in Britain and the Netherlands.”

Cast an eyeball on this unreal 50’s slang guide! I’m cloud 9 to have found it. Made in the shade!