Author Archives: Guacamole

Ouch !

delayed flight perhaps ? yank it harder punky.

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Doh !

I do not solemnly swear……… I’m still looking for reasons. ( admittedly not 59,054,087 of them.)

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It’s National Security Stupid

“You are not authorised to view this page” but if you desperately want to, use the alternative addresses supplied here. I for one will be keeping my big nose ( not to mention my yellow teeth ) out of it.

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let’s hear it for another great Belgian……

Recently, the minions at the KUR Office were remiss in failing to mention the anniversary of the passing of one James Marshall Hendrix. This guy “skinny, gawky with buck teeth” shuffled off the coil 25 years ago today.

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anyone interested in zappa news ?

G and S Music are offering the DVD of Does Humor Belong In Music ?for £11.75 / 18 Euros for a limited period and the forthcoming release from The Ensemble Modern Greggery Peccary & Other Persuasions for £13.75 / 21 … Continue reading

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Mikey

” I really don’t like doing interviews. I have no control over what you’re going to write. But somewhere I hope you’re going to say that I hold Blair more responsible than Bush for this war. Because Bush doesn’t know … Continue reading

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drivel

Now that the colder weather’s coming in here, I’m taking Bob Agains advice; bought myself a cap and singing this song.

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ignoramus

Having only scored 6 out of 10 on the Brussels Brainbuster, I’m consoling myself reading about these idiots and helping myself to the KUR Office supplies of coffee and biscuits.

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how do I……………

As an aid to readers who may not be fluent in Indonesian, here’s what they like to talk about when visiting KUR (in case you hadn’t guessed already).

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maintaining the status quo

An Americans perceived view of the situation.

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the man comes around (again)

For those of you looking for the Friday boot, never mind, I’m sure Barry will get round to it. Meanwhile, here’s something for you to read.

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700 kgs of Venezuelan dynamite

Oh, here comes GREGGERY.

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(load of old) bollocks

From Scotland and Ireland.

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the man comes around

Goodbye, big man and thanks. Currently playing in the KUR office – Hurt.

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Geordie

Filth from aardvark to zuffle.

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