Author Archives: Guacamole

It’s B flat.

wanna buy some acid?, black or white ?, soft focus ?, linocut ?, charcoal ?, meerschaum ?, or perhaps just a dream ?.

“Real Name: James Barry Keefer. Apparently he likes to pretend that he’s Aynsley Dunbar and sang lead vocals for Zappa and the MOI in the seventies.

“Too often people abdicate their freedom in their minds and choose not to speak. But once you abdicate that freedom you may as well not have it.”

Ben Watson delivered this at Zappanale 14 in July. A couple of things jumped out at me from it; “..he (FZ) told me that he had never read any philosophy at all. He said he lost the thread everytime I … Continue reading →

“He’s up there with Jesus in a big purple chair.”

It can’t happen here.

Now if I had £3,300 / $5,000 (roughly 4,600 Euros) I wouldn’t be doing this with it.

I suppose polls only reflect the electorate but there are some odd ones in here (many I’ve never even heard of ) but c’mon ! forty-five !!.

“Has anybody here seen my good friend Martin, can you tell me, where he’s gone. He freed a lot of people, but it seems the good die young, I just looked around and he was gone.” RESPECT.

Recently got hold of the latest offerings from the Magic Band and the Grandmothers. IMHO, the MB are cookin’ with gas (check it out Bob) and the GMs ain’t no slouches either; nice Don Preston compositions (Napi in fine voice … Continue reading →

White ugliness.

Pirson – Pigeon – Prison.

Take a look at this. And whilst doing so perhaps mutter to yourself “How much did I fork out for that last FZ:OZ cd ?”

As if the UK’s immigration officials weren’t bad enough already. “I think the way we have been treated is terrible.” So do I. Although I can’t help but be ever so slightly envious of them never having heard of Yoko.