Author Archives: Guacamole

“Police were alerted by worried fans who had seen the 41-year-old mother holding the baby in the spectator seats at Germany’s Hockenheim Formula One motor-racing circuit on Sunday.”

“Mr Selack, 74, a former music teacher, first realised “demons” were after him in 1962………” Oh Yeah!, a speedboat ! great idea !!.

“Ballroom dancing is the only physical activity which appears to keep dementia at bay. dancing involves precise physical activity, listening to the music, remembering dance steps and taking your partner into account, which is vey mentally testing.” is it New … Continue reading →

Just bought a copy of Railroadism by Captain Beefheart and his Magic Bands live in the USA 1972-1981. Each line up contains Zappa alumni and I think it’s possibly the best cd I’ve heard, so far, this year. What is … Continue reading →

“Will Young and Gareth Gates’s 2002 debut, a rendition of The Long and Winding Road, was today named one of the worst Beatles covers of all time. But how much do you know about the others.

“Your albums the shits…it’s all wrong.

New word to me :- Mondegreens .

“Young Spaniards are spending longer and longer living at home. Most do not leave until their late 20’s and many are still there on their 30th birthdays. Although this means they get their laundry done, their shirts ironed and can … Continue reading →

“I may never fully understand the spiritual aspects of what I experienced, but I will try,” he said. “The source of the power I felt was the thoughts and prayers of many people, most of whom I will never know.” … Continue reading →

“I like the way the simple, almost naive traditional murder ballad has gradually become a vehicle that can happily accommodate the most twisted acts of deranged machismo. Just like Stag Lee himself, there seems to be no limits as to … Continue reading →

“Do you really need to mention on a first date that you’re totally cool with porn ?“.

“If we could get in a room and play the instruments and feel passionate about it, that would be alright wouldn’t it ?” It sure would Jimmy.The greatest ever rock’n’roll band. (No, I’m not talking about the Stones !).

“The recent report by the Royal Society that fish can feel pain will come as a severe blow to all those anglers who have hitherto operated on the principle that fish are incapable of feeling anything.” Terry Jones whips it … Continue reading →

“of medium stature and build“.

FZ had various gadgets built into his guitars – EQ being one of them. This will score your EQ.