Author Archives: Guacamole

Coalition forces receive the thumbs-up.

Glad to be weird and wonderful Steve.

If only………….

Now you can eat “premium” shit

Matt Groening feels like a teenager again.

Not that I really give a toss about sports, but whilst having a quiet pint last night at my local hostelry, I came across the following piece of “journalistic” licence in a squalid little rag which masquerades as a newspaper … Continue reading →

potato headed Bobby was a friend of mine. Well, baby you can be an asshole too.

min 227 max 307.

“It said ‘Tazaruch shemirah’ and ‘Hasof bah’, he told the NYT, ‘which essentially means that everyone needs to account for themselves because the end is near.’

Another good reason for not visiting these wretched isles – Filthy Habits.

“It is with regret that one’s husband and one must decline your kind offer of moules et frite this weekend. kindest regards, Elizabeth II R.

“The top ticket price is about the same as the average Chinese person’s annual income”. Will they send the tanks in if they play Street Fighting Man ?.

Consenting adult men nail each others’ testicles to the table.

Relevant to our most recent topic in the Kill Ugly Radio forum: “UK No. 1’s on this day five years ago: Doctor Jones by Aqua. ten years ago: No Limit by 2 Unlimited. fifteen years ago: I think we’re alone … Continue reading →

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